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[aid] => mick
[title] => I/'/m America/'/s worst Driver
[time] => 2018-04-01 17:23:09
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[bodytext] => Where I live, a bunch of idiots work at the DMV. They proved that by giving a drivers license to me. When I drive, I constantly drive in the wrong lane. Some people call me stupid, others call me insane. If you/'/re on the same road while I/'/m driving, you won/'/t have much of a chance of surviving. I/'/ve wrecked so many cars that my insurance company no longer pays. If you ever see me driving in your neighborhood, you really should pray. If you/'/re out walking while I/'/m driving, you sure will need to get out of my way. Because if you don/'/t, your next of kin will be informed that you/'/ve passed away. I drive extremely bad during the night and even worse in the rain. When I die, my body will be donated to science but they won/'/t accept my brain. When people see me coming, they lose bladder control and pee. The gospel truth is that even drunk drivers drive better than me. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 36 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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