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Dearest Hallmark
Contributed by
softerware
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Thursday, 19th April 2018 @ 03:15:44 AM in AEST
Topic:
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Graduations, weddings, mothers / fathers days;
Cards for all occasions, dog and cats birthdays!
Happy this and sorry that; what a darling little brat;
Heard you died, heard your sick; Hallmark says youll get well quick!
Happy housewarm; Glad youre gay;
Happyhallowthanksmusday!
Im in Europe! Im engaged!
Heard you graduated!
Thank you, or Forgive me please;
Or OOPS, this cards belated!
Ive checked the aisles up and down,
Ive Googled it of course;
But I cant find a single card that celebrates divorce!
You know, the kind that tells our friends
Weve parted; its a mess.
Pick a side; when you decide;
Heres my new address.
We signed the papers yesterday;
Facebook me sometime.
Im glad to say; I moved away;
Im up for a good time.
(The only ones we tell for sure;
Do nothing to deserve it;
Our bank, the power company,
And the wi-fi service!)
Nows the time a little rhyme
Would really hit the spot;
Not for what we have this time;
But for what weve NOT.
Copyright ©
softerware
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Re: Dearest Hallmark
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by emystar on
Thursday, 19th April 2018 @ 03:23:31 AM AEST
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U hit the nail on the head with this one.
great
huggs
emy |
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Re: Dearest Hallmark
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by Durango on
Thursday, 19th April 2018 @ 03:12:26 PM AEST
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They should make a card that covers all things you wrote. Did you come up with hollowthanksmusday?
You make me laugh. |
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Re: Dearest Hallmark
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 22nd April 2018 @ 09:23:10 AM AEST
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this is great,
they should make a museum
of greeting card,
I am quite sure there is a
card for any and all occasion
where you spend more time
looking for something you should
write yourself. How is it nothing
seems to fit.
Just a little post, I write them
when I was away and mispell
words, because I could
as joke try to make
something out of nothing
seem genuine.
Peace! |
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Re: Dearest Hallmark
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by Invierno on
Monday, 14th May 2018 @ 09:38:00 PM AEST
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Classic Soft!
What more is there to add?
Invierno |
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