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Delusion
Contributed by
softerware
on
Thursday, 26th April 2018 @ 04:04:18 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Im here for the job; let me see;
What have you got to offer me?
I live at home, but with this pay;
I ll get an apartment right away!
How many holidays do I get?
Do I have any vacation yet?
Wheres the lunchroom? How long are my breaks?
How many cigarette smokes can I take?
How many sick days am I allowed?
Im going to need my medical NOW.
How long before I get a raise?
I have lots of bills to pay!
I wont need a locker; Just a desk.
So I can sit down while I text.
Youre going to take WHAT out of my pay?
I wont be needing a 401 K.
Do I have to punch a clock?
Or wear this uniform youve got?
A workout gym would be real cool;
Or just a spa and small whirlpool.
Ill need time off for Disneyland;
Youve got kids, you understand!
Who is going to take my place;
When I need to come in late?
But mopping floors and washing pans
Hurts my back and chaps my hands!
When you can teach me how to be
A CEO at 23. That job was just meant for me!
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Look at my check; theres nothing left!
The governments committed theft!
What do they need my money for?
They can always print some more!
I cant live on what you pay.
And I dont have time anyway.
You can choose some other fool;
I think Id rather stay in school.
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softerware
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2018-04-26 04:04:18]
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Re: Delusion
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by JamesStockdale on
Thursday, 26th April 2018 @ 08:59:08 AM AEST
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OMG.........
Every stanza is filled with truthful delusion.
Should I laugh, cry, or hide.......??
This is so sad but oh so funny. The folly of youth and entitlement.
Awesome flow with every line brimming with the sad realities of life... I/'/ve seen much of this in my day....Did you get paid for this or promoted? lol |
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Re: Delusion
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by Durango on
Thursday, 26th April 2018 @ 11:23:37 PM AEST
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The sad modern day generation (some).
Ask not what your country (company) can do for you, ask what you can do for your country doesn/'/t mean much anymore. |
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