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Sinkholes!
Contributed by
spike
on
Saturday, 5th May 2018 @ 03:37:58 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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/ / /// / across the world we get to see holes opening spontaneously; caverns the size of Texas, yawning wide to try and vex us.
from Siberia to Japan, swallowing houses, gardens, vans. some see them as the gates to Hell; others think theyre kinda swell!
in America they sell tickets, in Japan they fill em in; in Russia they drink and gawk while Tibetans, they just grin
the reality is here to see, with a message clear for you and me.
the earth isnt solid at all its one giant Wiffle Ball!
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spike
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2018-05-05 03:37:58] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: Sinkholes!
(User Rating: 1 ) by softerware on
Saturday, 5th May 2018 @ 07:28:10 PM AEST (User
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Clever, witty, and well researched! The last lines left me laughing in agreement! Really enjoyed this. Thank you for your quirky sense of humor!
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Re: Sinkholes!
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 6th May 2018 @ 06:09:22 AM AEST (User
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light and airy
in the cosmos
where you could
knock a wiffel ball
right out the park
with a plastic bat
you wouldn/'/t use
a wooden one nor
an aluminum
one because
even if you did
the bat speed wouldn/'/t
register and even if it
did the distance would
never register
the way a plastic bat
would
I played baseball
I know
It is kind of weird
and at the sametime
quite amazing
all the same
relativity
living things floating
landing someplace
else
Monty Python
a swallow
eating some tiny
creature and then
ending up thousands
of miles away
that living thing
bird poop mixed
with bird urine
mixed with who knows
Peace! |
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Re: Sinkholes!
(User Rating: 1 ) by JamesStockdale on
Monday, 7th May 2018 @ 01:07:18 AM AEST (User
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Stay away from Ocala and the Villages Spike!
Wonderful write Sir! |
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Re: Sinkholes!
(User Rating: 1 ) by speedy on
Saturday, 12th May 2018 @ 10:08:17 PM AEST (User
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I read this one to my mom - such sad truth, but good write! |
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