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In A Pickle
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Tuesday, 15th May 2018 @ 06:37:08 PM in AEST
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My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles.
She gave some to some celebrities and that/'/s what killed Don Rickles.
When people eat her pickles, they turn green and puke.
Then they want to fight, they tell me to put up my dukes.
My wife sells her pickles at our convenience store.
When people eat them, they don/'/t shop there anymore.
People criticize her pickles and she thinks they/'/re being mean.
But just like Aunt Bee/'/s pickles, they taste just like kerosene.
If you/'/re smart, you/'/ll take some sage advice from me.
Stay away from her pickles if you want to stay healthy.
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Re: In A Pickle
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by JamesStockdale on
Wednesday, 16th May 2018 @ 12:54:07 AM AEST
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| Yummy....lol |
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Re: In A Pickle
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by Durango on
Wednesday, 16th May 2018 @ 04:00:48 PM AEST
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Maybe she needs to fine tune the recipe a bit.
Canning is an art like poetry, not always crisp and succulent. |
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Re: In A Pickle
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by softerware on
Wednesday, 16th May 2018 @ 04:18:08 PM AEST
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Your humor is a pleasure to read. I like the closure referring back to the opening with Aunt Bee; it ties the tale up in a bow!
Thanks for the smiles!
softerware |
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Re: In A Pickle
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by speedy on
Friday, 18th May 2018 @ 01:52:31 AM AEST
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| Good write. |
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