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Broken Spinal Cord
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Thursday, 31st May 2018 @ 09:46:13 PM in AEST
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I got my butt kicked by a man who has very big muscles.
I was moving in on his girlfriend who is built like Jane Russell.
He grabbed me by the throat and slammed me against a brick wall.
My spinal cord was damaged and I can no longer walk, I have to crawl.
People can/'/t believe what they see when I have to go shopping.
They/'/re shocked when they see me crawl, their jaws keep dropping.
I did try to steal his girl so maybe I deserve what I got.
But if you think I took it lying down, I sure as hell did not.
I sued him and the judge awarded me everything that he had.
Now he has to wear a barrel for clothes and that/'/s just too bad.
He/'/s so poor that a can of green beans is something that he can/'/t even afford.
But maybe next time he/'/ll know better than to break somebody/'/s spinal cord.
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Re: Broken Spinal Cord
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by emystar on
Friday, 1st June 2018 @ 12:34:34 AM AEST
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Is this for real or a joke?
Great writing as usual
Blessings,
emy |
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