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Cigarette Thief
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Thursday, 21st June 2018 @ 10:08:54 PM in AEST
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Whenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them.
I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to kill him.
He sneaks in my house when he catches my back turned.
I threatened to call the cops but he didn/'/t seem concerned.
He doesn/'/t just steal some of my cigarettes, he steals every pack.
He spits in my face when I go to his house to demand them back.
I/'/ve asked him time after time to stop but he won/'/t.
But the laugh is on him, he has lung cancer and I don/'/t.
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Re: Cigarette Thief
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 22nd June 2018 @ 07:27:14 AM AEST
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| Hilarious. My Dad died from lung cancer. Not funny. 😔 |
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Re: Cigarette Thief
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 22nd June 2018 @ 07:30:14 AM AEST
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but he maybe don/'/t. He is big tobacco.
When I went to collage I found out somebody
studied virus by mashing up tobacco plant.
The TMV, or tobacco mosaic virus.
It was a group, a small group mind you.
A group is needed to figure things out, but
it/'/s tight, has to be.
But that/'/s virus, not toxic particle that flies into
ones lung when they smoke a cigarette.
This has been a creative PSA -
something to think about.
Peace! |
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