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She Hates Furs
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Thursday, 5th July 2018 @ 12:24:06 AM in AEST
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I have a wife and I/'/ve had enough of her.
She really hates people who wear furs.
She receives much criticism and complaints.
She always covers people/'/s furs with paint.
She constantly gets arrested and goes to jail.
I/'/m sick of having to come up with the bail.
She threw paint on Hulk Hogan/'/s wife/'/s fur.
Hulk Hogan got mad at me instead of her.
He was so mad that we came to blows.
With just one punch, he crushed my nose.
She throws paint on furs in fur shops as well.
I have to buy the furs they can no longer sell.
If she was weak minded, I would use the Force.
I would use it to make her grant me a divorce.
If I have to put up with anymore, I/'/ll go insane.
I need a hitman because my wife is such a pain.
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Re: She Hates Furs
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by softerware on
Thursday, 5th July 2018 @ 05:16:34 PM AEST
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This comedic take on marriage reminds me of the tactics of Greenpeace, who spraypainted the Alaskan white seals fur so that poachers would not kill them.
Perhaps they got the idea from the authors wife?
She sounds like quite a character!
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