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[sid] => 185805
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => I Can/'/t Read or Write
[time] => 2019-01-21 16:02:01
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => I didn/'/t get much schooling so I can/'/t read or write. Many people don/'/t understand my situation and plight. I thought I was buying sugar but I bought salt. My cake made people puke and it was my fault. When I drive, I can/'/t read stop signs so I always crash. Over thirty people have sued because of whiplash. When I was seven, Dad wouldn/'/t let me go to school anymore. When a person can/'/t read or write, it closes so many doors. I can count to ten but I have to use my fingers and thumbs. And if you actually believe I can/'/t read or write after reading this poem, you are dumb. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 115 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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