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[sid] => 186019
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => God Is Cracking Down
[time] => 2019-03-16 17:01:28
[hometext] => This poem is fictional, but I really do believe that God/'/s Ten Commandments should be obeyed.
[bodytext] => I broke one of God/'/s Commandments when I stole an extension cord. I was struck by a bolt of lightning because I angered The Lord. God is cracking down on those who break his Ten Commandments. You/'/d better listen to what I/'/m saying because I/'/m making a lot of sense. When I chose to be a used car salesman, it wasn/'/t a decision that was wise. God struck me with leprosy because it/'/s my job to constantly tell lies. I haven/'/t broken just a few of God/'/s Commandments, I/'/ve broken all ten. God is cracking down, he is making me pay for each and every sin. Because I/'/ve become a leper, I can/'/t get a date with a woman on any night. When women see me, they wet themselves and start running because of fright. I have this advice for you, God/'/s Ten Commandments are what you must obey. God is cracking down, if you break any of his Commandments, you will pay. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 67 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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