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[sid] => 186074
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => April Fool/'/s Prank
[time] => 2019-04-01 18:22:38
[hometext] => A fictional poem.
[bodytext] => Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel. Those three people said that I won a thirty million dollar lottery and then yelled "April Fool". They sold me a fake lottery ticket with the winning numbers. They started laughing and said that a person couldn/'/t be any dumber. For a few minutes, they tricked me into thinking that I was a rich man. I thought that I could drive a Rolls Royce and throw away my minivan. When those idiots yelled "April Fool", all hell broke loose. They thought it was funny and didn/'/t expect such abuse. I beat the hell out of all three of them and they made loud thuds when they fell. I/'/m as poor as I ever was and now I/'/ll be spending the next year or two in jail. I/'/m in a lot of trouble, I also broke some other things in addition to breaking the law. When I repeatedly punched those convenience store clerks, I broke their ribs and jaws. My obese mother-in-law just yelled "April Fool" after saying that she was going to pay my bail. I just knocked her on her bloated butt so now I guess I/'/ll be spending even more time in jail. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 60 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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