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[title] => Going to Jail
[time] => 2019-04-21 04:33:42
[hometext] => Dwinking
[bodytext] => Look in the mirror at all the wed lights.
I sear a hiren behind me awlwhite.
A cop’s pulled me clover for dwinking, he sways..
What is combumming of order these days?
Good evening ossifer, didja wait long?
I hotgear as fast as I could, swas tat wong?
Don’t mivgee a thicket; lesh just get along..
I’m affluenced under the inkohol plan:
Not drunk as some thinkle peep that I am!
Youre a well swella!
Put the cuffs on.
Letsjus trepend Im not here and be gone!
Bwing up the house lights;
I’m glowing to jail.
Slumbody better compost my bail.
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Going to Jail
Contributed by
softerware
on
Sunday, 21st April 2019 @ 04:33:42 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Look in the mirror at all the wed lights.
I sear a hiren behind me awlwhite.
A cop’s pulled me clover for dwinking, he sways..
What is combumming of order these days?
Good evening ossifer, didja wait long?
I hotgear as fast as I could, swas tat wong?
Don’t mivgee a thicket; lesh just get along..
I’m affluenced under the inkohol plan:
Not drunk as some thinkle peep that I am!
Youre a well swella!
Put the cuffs on.
Letsjus trepend Im not here and be gone!
Bwing up the house lights;
I’m glowing to jail.
Slumbody better compost my bail.
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softerware
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2019-04-21 04:33:42] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: Going to Jail
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 21st April 2019 @ 08:00:08 AM AEST (User
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Sounds like when I went to law school,
at Yale, where I liked to drink beer,
I like beer, all my friends and I used to work out
and then go for beers.
Tom, and me, PJ, Squi, and sometimes Bernie too.
But I worked my heart out at Yale, that/'/s all I did
the whole time I was there, work work work,
and sure, once in a while drink a few beers.
It made me more fluid, put me in the mood,
when legalese was too dry, I would down a few beers
because I like beer, I really do.
Peace! |
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Re: Going to Jail
(User Rating: 1 ) by JamesStockdale on
Sunday, 21st April 2019 @ 10:59:19 PM AEST (User
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Very creative and funny.
You must be a Live PD fan |
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Re: Going to Jail
(User Rating: 1 ) by ingeniusidiot on
Tuesday, 30th April 2019 @ 11:33:16 AM AEST (User
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Very funny and very creative. Thank goodness this is
something I cant relate to. I have been pulled over
plenty of times but that is just because when I was
younger I had a heavy foot. Great piece..help lighten
up my morning.
Rich |
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