Poems On Site: 198,500+ Comments On Poems: 427,000+ Forum Posts: 105,000+ |
Custom Search
|
|
||||
Welcome ! | Home · FAQ · Topics · Web Links · Your Account · Submit Poetry · Top 30 · OldSite Link | 10-June 21:38:14 AEST | ||
|
||||
|
||||
|
|
Array
(
[sid] => 186185
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Why I Beat Up Elmer Fudd
[time] => 2019-05-02 14:44:33
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => I own a store and I sell rabbits for a living. When people mess with me, I/'/m not a man who is forgiving. Elmer Fudd came to my store and shot every rabbit that I had. When that fatso refused to pay for the rabbits, it made me mad. I beat him senseless and then I threw him out the door. I also had him arrested, he won/'/t come back to my store. A couple of days later, I got a visit from Yosemite Sam. When he shot my new inventory of rabbits, I said "Damn!". I beat the living crap out of him just like I did to Elmer Fudd. When I was through, I had to mop up a gallon of his blood. Both of those sorry idiots loved to kill rabbits. But after I kicked their butts, it broke their habits. I/'/m usually peaceful but when I get riled, I/'/m a dangerous man. After I kicked their butts, Fudd and Yosemite became vegetarians. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 32 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
|