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The Get Even Girl
Contributed by
norm
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Tuesday, 24th June 2003 @ 07:25:00 PM in AEST
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Tell me what I'm doing
That has got you so upset
You've got the attic shaking
Because of something I have said.
I cannot stand the quietude
I think I'm seeing red,
Just because I kissed a girl
I may not use our bed.?
I thought we split the assets
in this hovel where we dwell,
Now you say I cannot eat here
You will make it living hell
I cannot stand you attitude
I think I heard the bell
Just because I squeezed a pearl
Ain't no reason why to yell.
Sometimes women aught to think
A little like a man,
And not keep harping on a point
A man would rather ban,
I cannot stand your stubbornness
Nothing's hit the fan,
Just because I slept with Merle
Just hit me with a pan.
A kiss, a squeeze a little sleep
should not create a fuss,
Anything that washes off
should not bad,,bother us,
I cannot stand your blantant look
That shouts about some lust,
Good, Goose, Gander, used together
Makes me bust.
Copyright ©
norm
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2003-06-24 19:25:00]
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Re: The Get Even Girl
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by vincy on
Tuesday, 24th June 2003 @ 08:41:40 PM AEST
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you sure know how to have a lough Norm
and that my friend is an asset
which has much'a do with freedom
especially in the realm of flirtation.
'a pun at a time
leads to a rhyme
your thoughts for a dime
I do give a damn.' |
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Re: The Get Even Girl
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by Ilhar on
Tuesday, 24th June 2003 @ 10:25:43 PM AEST
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cute....
Shari
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Re: The Get Even Girl
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by LovingWhispers on
Wednesday, 25th June 2003 @ 01:54:55 AM AEST
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| Are you serious or what ?? Were you unfaithful?? If so...what do you expect?? lmao...Or if she cheated on you as well...How does this make it right??..Im confused because of the other comments left here.They may know you better and know something i dont but if there is cheating...why be together ?? *whispers is puzzled* lol. |
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Re: The Get Even Girl
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 25th June 2003 @ 12:36:41 PM AEST
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Our Norm here is like a fungus,
He's vastly clinging to rhymes among us.
He flirts,he charms,he rhymes on cue.
I'd whack him for cheating,Wouldn't you???
love ya Normmmmmmmm!!!!!!! lol
;)
angel always......
godspeed...... joni |
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Re: The Get Even Girl
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 26th June 2003 @ 03:16:30 AM AEST
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Wow, ..hit me with a pan.. beautifull written..
thank you Norm for sharing this beautiful poem.. Venkat |
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