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Finding Mr. Right!!!
Contributed by
lj
on
Saturday, 19th July 2003 @ 06:05:00 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Creeping round the corner
Peering over the ledge
Seeing Mr. Right
Sitting on the edge
Should I fluff my hair
Should I show a little thigh
Should I powder my nose
Or pull up my knee high
So I walk up behind him
And gracefully say
Excuse me Sir,
My Grand daughter is free if you are not gay.
Some may laugh
Some may jeer
But watch out men
When my grandmother is near!!!
Shes on a quest
She just wont quit
To find me a man
Cause I just dont fit
Shes looking for a Y chromosome
Small town guy
Preferably rich
Dont ask me why
A good family background
Looks arent a must
She didnt ask me
Why bother with the fuss
Shed marry me off
If she had her way
Thank God for me
I can run away!!!
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Re: Finding Mr. Right!!!
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by Ilhar on
Saturday, 19th July 2003 @ 09:21:17 PM AEST
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thank you for the laugh I needed it...hang in there and stand strong
Shari |
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Re: Finding Mr. Right!!!
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by shelby on
Saturday, 19th July 2003 @ 09:46:25 PM AEST
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cute very cute loved it
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Re: Finding Mr. Right!!!
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by PoloRM on
Sunday, 20th July 2003 @ 01:04:51 AM AEST
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I love your poem, It is so cute
It sings the words just like a flute
Mr. Right will come along
You won't have to wait for so long
But if Mr Right you don't happen to see
You can always come and marry me...
=D
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Re: Finding Mr. Right!!!
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Sunday, 20th July 2003 @ 01:39:53 AM AEST
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lmao @ Polo's invitation....
This is a very good poem... humorous but with a message...love it very much.. You hand in there, grrl... Mr. Right will come along soon enuff..and if not, well...there's always Polo....lol
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Re: Finding Mr. Right!!!
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by MisterRight on
Sunday, 20th July 2003 @ 01:41:59 AM AEST
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| Did someone say something about Mister Right? |
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Re: Finding Mr. Right!!!
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by DreamWeaver on
Sunday, 20th July 2003 @ 03:33:53 AM AEST
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| Great poem ... thanks for the smile ... well written ... Jan |
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