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Teachers Pet
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norm
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Wednesday, 23rd July 2003 @ 06:35:00 PM in AEST
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The minimum of the maximum
is a sum the like of which
When I think about the angles
Makes me wanna itch and twitch.
Now the cosine of a circle
And the tangent of the same,
Is sure to set me crazy
As I try to tame the game.
The caliber of a bullet
Is another great unknown,
When I try a set of numbers,
Then my mind is fully blown.
Spare me, mathmeticians,
Don't bug me, I beseach,
If you want a set of figures
It is way beyond my reach.
I really went to night school
And I was the teacher's pet,
We'd go into the cloakroom
and we'd pet and pet, you bet.
So I don't know calculations
And I'm not too bright, I am,
But I can tell you how to pass,
without taking an exam...
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Re: Teachers Pet
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by Ilhar on
Wednesday, 23rd July 2003 @ 09:48:12 PM AEST
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I really liked this one
Shari |
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Re: Teachers Pet
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by ladyfawn on
Thursday, 24th July 2003 @ 12:06:23 AM AEST
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| yeppers norm, i had to read it twice cause it was mathamatical! hehe great one my friend, hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: Teachers Pet
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by LovingWhispers on
Thursday, 24th July 2003 @ 12:33:29 AM AEST
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| LMAO..You cheeky man you :)Glad I was ok at math because I always had female teachers ;) lol.This is great! |
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Re: Teachers Pet
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by DreamWeaver on
Thursday, 24th July 2003 @ 04:05:07 AM AEST
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| Oooohh .... naughty ... I like it .... great write ... Jan |
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Re: Teachers Pet
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by shelby on
Thursday, 24th July 2003 @ 11:38:33 AM AEST
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gee I never thought of this LOL!! Anyway math and I aren't best friends and my teachers were mostly female also lol.Made me smile again here Norm wonderful
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Re: Teachers Pet
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Thursday, 24th July 2003 @ 07:32:26 PM AEST
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Hey, Norm, you couldn't have been in my class,
Cause the only way a guy would pass
Is learning what he's supposed to be learning
Not trying to satisfy this Teacher's yearning...
Miss Jenni..:>) |
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