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Monogamy
Contributed by
norm
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Friday, 25th July 2003 @ 02:35:00 AM in AEST
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It is time for a discussion
That I'm sure will cause you grief,
It concerns a royal battle
Between a virgin and a thief.
This occurs about most every time
A wedding it takes place
When I tell you all the facts
It will cause a reddened face.
Monogamy is nonsense
You can't keep a good man down,
If he acts the way intended
On each girl in the town,
He will jump upon her body
He will smirk and he will bound,
That's why they call her 'Hottie'
'cause she knows he is around.
Sanctimonious are you feeling?
"Tch, tch", is what you say,
This must stop at once, you hear,
No later than today.
But my darlings, let us face it,
We are here because of sex,
If not for basic instincts
Making people for us, would vex.
The next time your man annoys you
Best you put him in his place,
You can figure to yourself
That this will help the human race.
Copyright ©
norm
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Re: Monogamy
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by LovingWhispers on
Friday, 25th July 2003 @ 04:50:36 AM AEST
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If my man annoyed me
Yes Id put him in his place
I'd take him to the bedroom
And tie him up with lace
There I'd take a feather
And tickle him to bits
Then Id whisper in his ear
"Stop giving me the sh*ts" LOL...
I love your style of writing. :) |
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Re: Monogamy
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by Ilhar on
Friday, 25th July 2003 @ 05:29:45 AM AEST
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can't compete with lovingwhispers comment
I agree with her...too early in the morning for me to think on that level..but good write
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Re: Monogamy
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by yellow_sundragon on
Friday, 25th July 2003 @ 05:55:54 PM AEST
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| *has a smirky smile creep upon her face* gotta love this poem, norm.... |
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Re: Monogamy
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by shelby on
Saturday, 26th July 2003 @ 01:10:39 PM AEST
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I must agree with Shari I cant think on this level this morning but this poem is very good once again Norm!
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Re: Monogamy
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by PoloRM on
Saturday, 2nd August 2003 @ 06:57:57 AM AEST
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I must agree with everything they agreed on otherwise I'd be dead =|
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As much as men like to have sex
And show around their big T-Rex
Some women also like this way to be
And when they're muscled it scares me... |
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