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Home-Oh-fone Pome
Contributed by
norm
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Friday, 19th September 2003 @ 08:35:00 PM in AEST
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Chalk lit moose is what eye wanted
Eye will get it oar eye'll dye,
If eye dew knot get the moose
it's knot beecause eye didin tri.
Eye wooden no what eye want other
Eye wood chews instead of moose
Butt, If eye had my druther
Eye wooden no two bee sew lous
The pleas eye should halve called in
two register a complaint,
Too sea if eye wood get some ware
Two smart it reelly ain't
Sew, if eye can knot halve it,
And if eye dew knot dye,
chalk lit moose eye'll miss yew
My bredth, it was a sei...
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Re: Home-Oh-fone Pome
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by lovingcritters on
Friday, 19th September 2003 @ 09:07:57 PM AEST
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Dear Norm, you homophone fool you!
Boy, what a cheater...and a beater...too!
We weren't allowed to do that short-cut stuff
Such as "Sei" my eye...you're really ruff you cuff!
I suppose you think you've won....
With words like "bredth", did you have fun?
And the very idea of you using "Chalk" to eat?
My goodness, Norm that's no feat!
Infact, I'd call you a big cheat!
But then they haven't ask me to judge
So I suppose you get the fudge.....
I hope it's made with your chalk......
Would serve you right you chalk alot!
Then on the other hand I must admit...
That was pretty clever and I won't throw a fit
If you promise never to enter another!
How's that?
I play fair.....but you dont!
lovingcritters
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Re: Home-Oh-fone Pome
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by DreamWeaver on
Friday, 19th September 2003 @ 09:42:02 PM AEST
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| Very well done ... great pome ... Jan |
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Re: Home-Oh-fone Pome
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by Crow on
Saturday, 20th September 2003 @ 01:45:25 AM AEST
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| how neat!! I love this. Crow |
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Re: Home-Oh-fone Pome
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Saturday, 20th September 2003 @ 01:55:35 AM AEST
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Lmao....Only you, Norm, can do this and get away with it.....lol.... good work... lol
Jenni |
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Re: Home-Oh-fone Pome
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by PoloRM on
Sunday, 21st September 2003 @ 11:01:57 PM AEST
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Ink readable right, know oz there poe wet wood halve don it butter.
It's no 100% homophone... but it's still at least a mophone. |
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Re: Home-Oh-fone Pome
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by Wrybod on
Wednesday, 24th September 2003 @ 06:42:31 PM AEST
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Weal eye fine alley maid it
no watt it's awl a bowd
awl sett 2heave ago now
Yoars maid me lafoutlowd |
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