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Why I Killed the Barber
Contributed by
norm
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Saturday, 20th September 2003 @ 05:45:00 PM in AEST
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I went into the barber shop
to get myself a trim,
Much to my displeasure
It was Franco that was in.
Franco's fine if you don't mind,
Alooking like a clown,
Franco seeks equality
He barbers sitting down.
He listens to the Tee Vee
As he scissors here and there,
And if he gets too interested
you lose one ear or pair.
Franco, please, no clippers
I was talking to the wall
I cannot even take a nap
I'd wind up like a ball.
Donchu worry bossa guy,
You gonna get a gooda buy
you just take a little nap
When I done I give you tap.
Now you know why I'm up here,
In these northern woods of Maine,
I can't show my head at all,
I cannot abide the pain.
I guess I'll soon go home again,
I really do not know,
I must really plan to leave this pen
just before the winter snow.
Copyright ©
norm
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2003-09-20 17:45:00]
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Re: Why I Killed the Barber
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by Ilhar on
Saturday, 20th September 2003 @ 05:50:02 PM AEST
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Not sure how to comment am I
Laughing so hard I thought I would cry
Trying to imagine how you look
But I can't even so a I hope a picture you took
Shari |
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Re: Why I Killed the Barber
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Saturday, 20th September 2003 @ 05:50:52 PM AEST
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LMAO!!! I love this, Norm... and yes... I would speak to the Governor about giving you a pardon....
Jenni |
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Re: Why I Killed the Barber
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by painted_echos on
Saturday, 20th September 2003 @ 05:51:39 PM AEST
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| and also why i cut my own hair! that was great...really enjoyed it. |
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Re: Why I Killed the Barber
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by lovingcritters on
Saturday, 20th September 2003 @ 11:36:44 PM AEST
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Dear Norm,
I wondered where in the world you went
I couldn't imagine where all the email were sent!
I should have warned you about the barbers in Maine.
It's so cold up there they never see rain,
and when they do it freezes their brain!
We don't mind if you have a bald head
We'd love you if you were bald as Fred.
Just keep writing your poems you understand
You're the funniest poet in all the land!
lovingcritters
Connie
P.S., Dont; kill him Norm Barbers aren't worth all the time...if you go prison....how can you sail....and write us your rhyme! |
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Re: Why I Killed the Barber
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by shelby on
Sunday, 21st September 2003 @ 12:40:55 PM AEST
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darn barbers
michelle |
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Re: Why I Killed the Barber
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by jaeann on
Monday, 22nd September 2003 @ 04:56:15 AM AEST
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| omg... i love this!!! |
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Re: Why I Killed the Barber
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by Avarice_Riot on
Tuesday, 23rd September 2003 @ 04:42:36 AM AEST
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| God, I haven't read a poem this funny in a loooong time. Watch out for those barbers! |
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Re: Why I Killed the Barber
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by law_glen18 on
Thursday, 3rd January 2008 @ 08:40:37 PM AEST
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| so so random and funny. A true classic a very very nice write. Keep up the humor!!! |
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