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My Day At The Global Restaurant
Contributed by
outsider
on
Wednesday, 28th August 2002 @ 07:39:23 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Ass Glue - blood tonic from donkey parts (China), Fockink - liqueur (Netherlands), Homo Sausage - beef jerky (Japan), Krapp - toilet paper (Sweden) , Last Climax - paper tissues (Japan), Mucos - soft drink (Japan), Pipi - orangeade (Yugoslovia), Plopp - chocolate bar (Sweden), Pshitt - soft drink (France), Shitto - hot spiced pepper sauce (Ghana), Zit - lemon-lime soft drink (Greece) ...source : tnsf.ca/bloopers/files/foreign_brands.shtml
MY DAY AT THE GLOBAL RESTAURANT
I started my meal with exquisite Ass Glue
Enjoyed it so much I just had to have two.
I was so thirsty Pipi hit the spot
Then a Zit and some Pshitt, I drank up the lot.
I needed to run to the loo after that
Running there faster than a scalded cat.
Ahhhh what a relief, i'd been in a flap
I cleaned myself up with a handful of Krapp.
I went to the table and sat myself down
And ordered Homo-Sausage crunchy and brown.
With a generous sprinkling of Shitto on top,
I ate and I ate, I just couldn't stop.
My sweet tooth then saw what it desired
A large bar of Plopp was what I required.
I washed it all down with Fockink and Mucos
Which tasted as if it had come from veruca's.
I suddenly started to feel very queasy
My stomach was churning and turning uneasy.
It gurgled and rumbled a very strange noise
I leaned over the table losing all of my poise.
Out rushed the Shitto the Zit and the Pshitt
And the Plopp, well it plopped all over it.
There were bits of Homo-Sausage and Mucos everywhere
The restaurant as one looked on with a horrified stare.
The waiter rushed up with his Last Climax in hand
And a box full of Krapp "Clean it up I demand!"
I did as he asked but i'll never return
It's a Pizza Hut now, that makes my stomach churn.
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2002-08-28 07:39:23]
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Re: My Day At The Global Restaurant
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by Lovingangel4u on
Wednesday, 28th August 2002 @ 10:28:34 AM AEST
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| This is very clever. Well done! :))) ILU |
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Re: My Day At The Global Restaurant
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by conversations on
Wednesday, 28th August 2002 @ 11:30:28 AM AEST
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This is great!!! My kind of humor!
lol |
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Re: My Day At The Global Restaurant
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by Markey on
Sunday, 13th October 2002 @ 04:05:36 PM AEST
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| Funny, remind me never to take you to lunch, lol. |
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