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TURNED INSIDE OUT
Contributed by
lovingcritters
on
Thursday, 18th December 2003 @ 05:46:13 PM in AEST
Topic:
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It's not Topsey--Turvey,
But "Insey--Outsey," and
your skin is turned within!
No more bad hair days,
Wrinkles wavy Brain Chagrin.
Brain to see also a good thing.
No more wondering?
"Not too swift, but it's working!"
Acne cured, pimples all gone.
Rudy complexion, hereon.
Teeth in backwards open smile.
Adjustments, may take a while!
No more lens or glasses
Corrections without stitches!
Never ask, "How Do You Feel?"
We can see for Real!
"Oh, I can see your heart is beating nicely,
Likewise your liver agile.
I see you've trimmed your fat?
I must do a lot of that!
You've just eaten lunch,
Must have been good, a Whole Bunch!"
Little children no longer
have to ask permission.....(raised hand)
The potty they may go.
Teacher sees their full bladder
turns away not even one!
No sexes, no difference,
Turned to inside skin.
(sex? I'm sure you'll find a way?)
"Let me see that knee,
Torn cartiledge I see.
Let's trim it back some.
Fit it back in, so you can run!"
No more heart attacks.
When your heart stops,
You simply observe, and massage.
No more ambulance barrage.
A spot on your lungs.....
Easily done, snip it off,
or lift it and cut-off!
Lump in breast, blessedly
assessed, no blood test?
No more MRI's, or Cat Scan...
Found with naked eye of man!
Ingrown toe nail, no longer fail.
Turned out, trim it, full scale.
Diabetes, gone, pinch the
Pancreas for insulin, prevail!
No more surgeries, such as
Appendicitis....inflamed....
Take just a second, well aimed!
No more leakage in old age,
Watch the bladder fill.
Empty in plenty of time
before "leakage rage!"
Old age, a thing of the past,
Wrinkles too.
No white hair, or legs to nair.
Men no longer shave,
Underarm deodorant save!!
Woman need no make-up
Nor lipstick, rouge, or "take-up!"
They all look the same!
No more fat, no more lame.
No more blame, no more shame!
Ear aches gone for Heaven's Sake.
No more drops for us to take!
Gall Bladder stones,
or a Kidney Stone?
With examination, easily shown.
The advantages are numerous.
Get ahead of the "Tumerous!"
No outside skin, save on hand lotion.
How are we held together?
"I'll not tell!" (answer found below!)
This is a poem....use your
Imagination!
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
December 18, 2003
"Use Saranwrap!"
I have the flu....
This poem was
created in my
delirium...
and a wee bit
of Rum too!
*smiles*
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
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Re: TURNED INSIDE OUT
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by Aika on
Thursday, 18th December 2003 @ 06:38:45 PM AEST
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So interesting! I admire your imagination!
Having flu? wishing you are great again soon, love, aika:-) |
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Re: TURNED INSIDE OUT
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by LOWMAN613 on
Thursday, 18th December 2003 @ 11:52:14 PM AEST
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| Cute poem,loved it,Hope your feeling well again! Christina |
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Re: TURNED INSIDE OUT
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by jaeann on
Friday, 19th December 2003 @ 01:35:33 AM AEST
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good girl now that you've posted it
you can leave now from where you've sit
get over your flu
leave off your shoes
and drink chicken broth til you have a fit |
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Re: TURNED INSIDE OUT
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by Vitreous_Soul on
Friday, 19th December 2003 @ 06:28:17 AM AEST
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By far one of the strangest, most unique and enjoyable poems i've ever seen. Wonderfully imaginative. I think the fever's gone to your brain :-)
Truly,
-V.S. |
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Re: TURNED INSIDE OUT
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by Wrybod on
Saturday, 20th December 2003 @ 10:19:10 AM AEST
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And I thought I was the one with the Way Out
imagination.
Unfortunately I'm tooooo squeeeeamish
to go along with this one.
Please God , I hope and pray you get better soon
and be like me Give up the rum
bob |
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Re: TURNED INSIDE OUT
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by Broken-glass on
Saturday, 20th December 2003 @ 10:48:52 AM AEST
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| How interesting. Now theres a thought....living inside out. This has inspired me to write surreal poems from now on I think!!!!!!! We should join forces LC, create sumthing this whole site will be in awe of!!!! Send me a message if you are interested in the idea, and I will reply with my plan! hee hee, broken-glass oxoxox |
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Re: TURNED INSIDE OUT
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by Cobalt on
Saturday, 20th December 2003 @ 05:21:14 PM AEST
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*Goes to take ConSue's Rum away... Oops too late she's finished it post haste*
Lol. I really liked this. It was pretty funny. I loved the write as well. |
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Re: TURNED INSIDE OUT
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by norm on
Saturday, 20th December 2003 @ 06:00:18 PM AEST
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your imagination has been displayed interestingly in this poem..
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What has me a little worried,
What would drive me quite insane,
Is the thought folks would discover,
I haven't any brain... |
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