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heartless -*-*-* anonymous
Contributed by
Cancer
on
Wednesday, 31st December 2003 @ 07:44:15 PM in AEST
Topic:
Lifepoems
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"hi,.....my name is missy
and i am a heartless wh*re"
crowd: "hi missy"
"hi.
my first act of heartless harlotry
was with this guy a few years back
when we hooked up, i was a virgin
i didn't drink or smoke
an all around 'good girl'
but one night, while still dating this guy
one of my friends took me out and got me drunk
i ended up kissing some guy i didn't know
i called my boyfriend up, crying
i told him the story and begged him not to be mad
he said it was alright, he understood
and things went back to normal
but a few weeks later
i got drunk again
and ***** some guy i'd just met
this time i called my boyfriend laughing
and....he uh...well he dumped me
it was all downhill from there
i developed this sick fetish for hurting guys
it was all i could think about
iwouldwakeupinthemorningandallineededtogeththroughthedaywas....."
group leader leading the rattled **** off stage:
"uh, thank you missy.
would anyone else like to share?"
a butch looking woman staggers up to the platform
she speaks in a low grating tone
"my name is autumn
and i am a heartless wh*re"
crowd: "hi autumn"
"i was dating a guy sometime ago
dumping all my petty
tiresome emotional problems on him
getting him blamed for turning me into a "freak"
basically dragging him through all kinds of needless crap
all the while *****ing one of his friends
and going down on another
he didn't find out until after we broke up
a few years later
for some moronic reason
he looked me up again
and we talked and saw one another a few times
we never had sex, we just talked alot
oh, did i forget to mention that he was married
with a baby on the way?
anyway, his wife found out
and a little while later
he broke off whatever it was that we had going.
but, i am proud to say that i haven't been
a heartless wh*re in the last seven minutes"
::scattered applause::
group leader: "thank you autumn.
if there are no more testimonies
then i'd like to introduce you all
to a new member...."
::group leader motions to someone in the back::
an odd looking little man wanders up to the mic
he fidgets nervously and speaks in a low mumble:
"....h-h-hey. my name is....
my name is roy.
and i'm a heartless wh*re."
crowd: "hi roy"
Copyright ©
Cancer
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Re: heartless -*-*-* anonymous
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by Cobalt on
Wednesday, 31st December 2003 @ 07:46:46 PM AEST
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| I think you should have made it phillip or rob... Lol. This was friggin' hysterical to me Cancer man. Heh. |
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Re: heartless -*-*-* anonymous
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by Cancer on
Wednesday, 31st December 2003 @ 07:48:56 PM AEST
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well, if my name was phillip or rob, then i would have. but i was going for a little "revealing, personal truth" there, so i just tore the trenchcoat open and displayed my hideous mental genitalia. wow, that was needlessly graphic.
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Re: heartless -*-*-* anonymous
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by Cobalt on
Wednesday, 31st December 2003 @ 07:54:18 PM AEST
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| Lol. I'm sorry I was thinking of two people in specific that I did not like. Ok, that was even funnier though even though I think I won't be able to sleep too well tonight unless I really drink alot... Thanks... Muwahahahaha.. My plan all falls perfectly into place minus the horrible emotional scars you just wrenched upon my soul. So you go to whores anonymous too ey? Lol. |
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Re: heartless -*-*-* anonymous
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by Cancer on
Wednesday, 31st December 2003 @ 08:07:27 PM AEST
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just started. seems like a great place to pick up.......uh.....an STD. but yeah, i had to go. i'm in the process of discovering and becoming a "kinder, gentler roy".
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oh, and sorry about the emotional scars and all. if i can find an appropriate Hallmark card, i'll send it your way. |
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Re: heartless -*-*-* anonymous
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by Kie on
Wednesday, 31st December 2003 @ 09:08:28 PM AEST
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I found your writing truly unique. After reading it several times it became funnier in a dark sort of way, I loved it!
Kie |
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Re: heartless -*-*-* anonymous
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by jaeann on
Friday, 2nd January 2004 @ 01:33:54 AM AEST
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wow.....you make me feel sorry........for behavior i've only thought about.......mmmm
you delivery is brilliant....... |
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Re: heartless -*-*-* anonymous
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by bobotheclown on
Friday, 2nd January 2004 @ 07:16:20 PM AEST
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lol this was odd yet funny and based on a true story if I remember correctly.
Bobo (Joel) |
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Re: heartless -*-*-* anonymous
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by justjonesy on
Wednesday, 10th November 2004 @ 02:38:32 AM AEST
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| something different yet it draws you to the last line......something all who reads it will remember |
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