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It's Time to Reduce
Contributed by
norm
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Thursday, 8th January 2004 @ 03:29:14 PM in AEST
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I went in the vale and I stepped on the scale,
I felt very warm and I started to pale,
The numbers thereon told a terrible tale,
I looked for a fork on which I could impale.
What a fool 'cause I ate everything on the plate,
I was looking for more; it would take me to sate,
I started to shake for the total I read,
Made me hope for some other number instead.
To say it was high, I will tell you no lie,
Ice cream and cake, and blueberry pie,
Was the fare that I ate, It's no wonder my weight,
Reached a plateau that I thoroughly hate.
We will start the new year, without bottled beer,
And anything else that will not make me cheer,
I know not of you not the size of your waist,
Nor your ability to cut, copy or paste.
We know you are you and we know I am I,
Enough is enough and I say with a sigh,
Get out of the chair and go with a bound,
So that next year, you'll be trim, not too round..
Copyright ©
norm
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Re: It's Time to Reduce
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by Solmyr1404 on
Thursday, 8th January 2004 @ 03:36:15 PM AEST
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| I liked this poem. It states something most people are afraid to say. |
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Re: It's Time to Reduce
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by Putteragain on
Thursday, 8th January 2004 @ 04:36:27 PM AEST
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LOL i loved it
"hoping humor was the goal"
blushes with embarassment if its not
lots a love
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Re: It's Time to Reduce
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by Putteragain on
Thursday, 8th January 2004 @ 04:37:29 PM AEST
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blushes with embarassment cause it is the topic DUH!!!!!
lots a love
michelle |
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Re: It's Time to Reduce
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by shelby on
Thursday, 8th January 2004 @ 06:07:13 PM AEST
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LOL Norm,
yes tis true I was on the scale too and for this new year Ill share in your cheer not many more sweets for me and you Tee hee hee hee
michelle |
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Re: It's Time to Reduce
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by lovingcritters on
Thursday, 8th January 2004 @ 08:49:17 PM AEST
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Shucks Durn there Norm...fella' I blew the scales over a year ago....i'm honest, i'm fair, and could ever write here.....but i know you are right....trim as a fiddle for next year!
But when you ask me to give up my wonderful Irish Dream of a Crememeemem
I'd rather be fat, than frozen stiff and thin!
Hehehe
lovingcritters
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Re: It's Time to Reduce
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by bluoreo on
Friday, 9th January 2004 @ 04:21:53 AM AEST
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| Very funny poem, I really enjoyed it. -bluoreo |
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Re: It's Time to Reduce
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by Cobalt on
Monday, 12th January 2004 @ 04:42:31 PM AEST
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| Lol. This was pretty funny to me Norm. Well done mate. |
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