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They Think I Need a Shrink
Contributed by
Mouth
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Thursday, 22nd January 2004 @ 11:35:40 PM in AEST
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The others think I need a shrink.
How I laugh aloud,
Like a seagull being strangled.
I am just an accident waiting to happen-
7 stiches and 53 burns later
I am still standing-
At least I was,
Just before I electrocuted myself...
Ah, yes
I am a hippo on rollerskates,
Stubby like your big toe
My grace has been lost for sometime-
I think I left it with my car keys
But I don't drive
Gee, can you imagine why?
The terror to see
Someone like me
Behind the wheel,
Foot lodged to the accelerator,
Gum stuck to my shoe
Heading towads your back bumper!
And, to just imagine
That I work in a kitchen,
Filled with knives and flames-
Not to mention the carmalized sugar
That gave me third degree burns
On my middle finger!
They all think I need a shrink,
The way I stumble along
Tripping about
Accidently deep-frying a body part
Clumsily making my way through
Like a tornado
That got swept up by the house
And electrocuted by the blender!
So, thank God for stitches,
And band-aids-
Without them I'd surely bleed to death...
So forget what they think,
I don't need some stupid shrink.
I just need a personal paramedic,
And some good antiseptic!!!!!
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Mouth
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2004-01-22 23:35:40]
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Re: They Think I Need a Shrink
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by a_bear on
Friday, 23rd January 2004 @ 12:09:17 AM AEST
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| hahahahaa...you remind me of me. I'm petite and everyone expects a petite person to be ...well, dainty and all that. I recently bought a new robe. Decided to cook cream of wheat for the family...bent two near the stove..caught the lapels on fire. LOL..now my grandkids call me Mrs. doubtfire..LOL...only there's no doubt about it... loved the poem. verrrrrry good work. |
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Re: They Think I Need a Shrink
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Friday, 23rd January 2004 @ 05:08:24 PM AEST
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LMAO!! This was hilarious!!! I enjoyed it very much..thanks for the laughs....lol
Jenni
I bet you're a great cook tho... |
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