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THE WISDOM OF A HILLBILLY !
Contributed by
Robert_Edgar_Burns
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Tuesday, 3rd September 2002 @ 09:10:43 AM in AEST
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??nt no hillbilly.
I never say yaall!
But come and see me later,
To hear my souey call !
Hey, whats the middle finger made for?
You know, its always bare.
Unless its covered by a glove
Or youre sticking it somewhere.
Now you may think it stuck up,
If you see it anywhere.
But dont take it too personal,
Its just looking for some fresh air.
Dont look in the shower,
For I'm sure I will be bare.
Ill only have my birthday suit,
Its all there was to wear.
If you happen still to see me,
I hope that you will know.
I wont be foaming at the mouth,
Its just soap from head to toe.
When I finally go to rinse off,
And I splash you in the face,
I told you not to look in there,
Please just go some other place.
Go out and sit with Granny.
Or play checkers with my Paw.
But if you itch and scratch your back,
Dont use that dead bear claw!
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Re: THE WISDOM OF A HILLBILLY !
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by Jackee_line on
Tuesday, 20th May 2003 @ 10:33:50 AM AEST
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