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Toilet Paper
Contributed by
RochelleLloyd
on
Tuesday, 27th January 2004 @ 11:30:23 PM in AEST
Topic:
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There is no toilet paper in my toilet stall
I hate when there's no paper, No paper at all
I ripped a page from my magazine
And started to wipe my bum
Then somethin' seemed to catch my eye
So I began to read it some
I found out Princess Di had died
And Mother Teresa too
I looked down to wipe a tear from my eye
And saw toilet paper stuck to my shoe
I reached down to pick it up
And It seemed pretty clean
I thought about using it to wipe my butt
And in walked a group of teens
I heard them talkin' about the smell
So I just could not ask for help
So I took that toilet paper
And began to clean myself
Oh there is no toilet paper
In my toilet stall, I hate when there's no paper
No paper at all.
Copyright ©
RochelleLloyd
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2004-01-27 23:30:23]
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Re: Toilet Paper
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by garyh on
Wednesday, 28th January 2004 @ 01:32:44 AM AEST
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| very funny... kinda.. ummmm sick though :-P |
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Re: Toilet Paper
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Wednesday, 28th January 2004 @ 02:10:32 PM AEST
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Laughing My (_,_) Off!!! (no pun intended)
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Re: Toilet Paper
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by emystar on
Wednesday, 4th February 2004 @ 06:22:37 AM AEST
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Luv it!
U inspired me 2 write one 'bout dad's bill goat-n-the out house.
Catch u later/
luv, huggs,
emy |
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