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bar god
Contributed by
Merry
on
Wednesday, 28th January 2004 @ 05:56:01 PM in AEST
Topic:
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her butts too big
her boobs too small
her hair's too short
and she's too tall
I overheard a gentleman
as he assessed a ladies charms
he was not kind as he tallied
and found each lady to be lacking
I turned around to look at him
surely he must be a god
for only one who was so perfect
could expect such in return
his balding head was shining bright
his glasses slipped down his beakish nose
his belly was like a barrel
and he was barely five feet tall
he fancied he was quite a catch
and winked at me with his good eye
he thinks I've got the hots for him
I laugh so hard I nearly cry
here he comes with beer in hand
swaggering to beat the band
'hey babe , you wanna dance
take a chance on sweet romance'
'sorry, not tonight', I say
he doesn't even miss a beat
'oh so you're one of those', he says
'yes I'm afraid I am', is my reply
'well you might like a real man', he grins
I choke back a laugh, and roll my eyes
this guy is way too much
I think I'll put and end to him
'do you know any?' I ask innocently
gmm 2004
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Merry
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Re: bar god
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by Putteragain on
Wednesday, 28th January 2004 @ 06:07:12 PM AEST
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I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!
and they do dont they ? |
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Re: bar god
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by ladyfawn on
Wednesday, 28th January 2004 @ 09:19:17 PM AEST
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| roflmao!! laughin' here, excellent comeback, great write, thanx im grinnin' lol:) hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: bar god
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by brandywyne on
Thursday, 29th January 2004 @ 01:31:40 PM AEST
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OMG!!! This is so funny!!! I worked in a bar for awhile and I swear this is so TRUE!!!
Great poem. |
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Re: bar god
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by Cobalt on
Thursday, 4th March 2004 @ 11:33:49 AM AEST
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| Lol. I got a big smile out of this. He didn't give you my number? The bastard. Lol. Anyways. I really liked this one. I've heard people talk like that before. Yeah, I've seen em look like that before too. It's pretty funny to follow them and hear them get shot down. I think I would have liked to have seen the reaction on his face. |
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