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The Snaps
Contributed by
DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper
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Tuesday, 3rd February 2004 @ 05:12:25 PM in AEST
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So you wanna play the snaps,
Then alright, lets play
Let me first start off
By calling your mother gay
Let not forget that your mother is fat
Gotta mention those thunder -thighs
Shes so fat that people I know
Run around her for exercise!
Shes so ugly that you cant tell
If shes a boy or a girl
She so fat she floated in the ocean once
And Spain claimed her for the new world
Shes so broke she cant pay attention
Even with nickels and dimes
The chick is so dumb she has to put lipstick on her head
Just to make up her mind!
I dont mean to call your mama a ****
I know that is really low
But shes like a pack of bubble gum
Five cents gets a blow!
I can do this all day
Giving the snaps a go
But for now lets get off moms
Because I just got off yours.
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DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper
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2004-02-03 17:12:25]
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Re: The Snaps
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by Putteragain on
Tuesday, 3rd February 2004 @ 05:20:07 PM AEST
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why does it have to be on the moms not nice but
funny funny
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