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The Craft of Monkeys
Contributed by
phildel
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Thursday, 5th September 2002 @ 06:26:19 AM in AEST
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HumorPoetry
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Monkeys, possess an incredible craft, Who can say what the monkeys think? When they exchange glances with eachother, Then to eachother, they subtly wink.
Is it just, they're experiencing a twitch, Slight facial discomfort in form of an itch, I just don't know, can't really be sure, The monkeys could be plotting, To set sail for our shore!
In the Malaysian jungles, Of which I have travelled, The crafts of the monkeys, Came quite unravelled...
They swarmed all around me, Brought me to their town Tied me to a tree Refused to let me back down,
Then they disgracefully, Revealed...their arses, How rude!? Although admittedly, I did not have my glasses...
And I did awake the next morning, With, in my field of view, A rock resembling a monkey, Actually, there were quite a few...
So, perhaps it was all a dream, Reality does take it's swirls, Though I still have an inckling, That the monkeys are plotting, To take over the world!!
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Re: The Craft of Monkeys
(User Rating: 1 ) by ginsdance on
Thursday, 5th September 2002 @ 09:06:13 AM AEST (User
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Ever seen PLANET OF THE APES? That is what this poem reminds me of... this is great! Thanks for the giggle.
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Re: The Craft of Monkeys
(User Rating: 1 ) by Lia on
Friday, 6th September 2002 @ 04:51:43 AM AEST (User
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lmao!! and i have to agree..does kinda make ya think of planet of the apes!! |
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Re: The Craft of Monkeys
(User Rating: 0 ) by Former_Member on
Thursday, 12th September 2002 @ 12:17:33 AM AEST (User
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Make a short fart poem, that will get the guys laughing
oh ya good one.... |
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