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MY NEW PET
Contributed by
lovingcritters
on
Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 01:41:56 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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As you are well aware,
I have 6 dogs in my care.
I want a pet to take with me.
I need one for the company.
The pet store fellow
States you need one mellow.
How's about an insect?
For you that would be perfect!
He showed me the bugs.
Firebugs, bedbugs, slugs.
It was the centipede I took.
A million leg outlook!
Next day was Sunday, Church
Can't leave "Centie" in a lurch
I ask "Centie" if he would go?
My voice was low and slow.
No answer came back
Time to use my soundtrack
Louder now, and higher too!
Still no answer, what will I do?
I put my face near to his cage,
And yelled, like in a rage.
"Centie" to Church I'm going.
Want to come, the Lord's aglowing?"
Scroll down please.....
You'll be laughing with ease!
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A wee voice said, "I can't refuse,
I heard you the first time.....
I'm putting on my Sunday shoes!
The joke I found online
from it, i created the poem,
just for you at YPDC
CheriCamLeBren
February 2004
You can never laugh
too much...so laugh
some more!
"I just keep waiting for
the other shoes to drop!"
*smiles*
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
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2004-02-05 01:41:56]
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Re: MY NEW PET
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by PumpkinPie on
Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 02:19:16 AM AEST
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Hehe,nice poem loving,it sure made me laugh when I found out he was putting his shoes on!You constructed a cute poem,I liked it !
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Re: MY NEW PET
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by Ilhar on
Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 08:03:48 AM AEST
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a bit of humour to warm the morning
Shari |
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Re: MY NEW PET
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by LOWMAN613 on
Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 11:39:25 AM AEST
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| Cute I needed this today! I know how you feel I have 5 dogs! LOVE EM ALL!Christina |
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Re: MY NEW PET
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by afraid_of_fear on
Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 05:11:30 PM AEST
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sooo funny.. love this so much...
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Re: MY NEW PET
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by Kie on
Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 05:40:49 PM AEST
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| This made me smile and laugh! Loved it. Kie |
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Re: MY NEW PET
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by sweetangeluk on
Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 05:46:53 PM AEST
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Chuckle Chuckle thanks for the laughter very good write
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