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MINCEMEAT BARS
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Thursday, 12th February 2004 @ 11:10:56 AM in AEST
Topic:
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It's been over 40 years or more
My Mother's recipe I adore.
I've been making them ever since.
Special like brownies, give you sprints!
Lots of Rum and Brandy, that's booze
Trouble sleeping? They help you snooze.
Your party is boring, you're in tears?
Bring out the bars...and everyone cheers!
Serve a batch with your next garage sale.
Pocket books open, nothing left for resale.
Bring a batch to the teacher's PTA
Wonderful, darling children, no pay?
They are so mincious, meatcious good!
Takes just two for me, I'm back in childhood!
Pass them out at the old folks home...
Known as the "No Wheelchair Syndrome!"
Raining outside, snow's too deep?
Cabin fever, kids fightin' a heap?
Bring on the "Mincemeat Bars" treat
The peace, the solitude, sound to sleep!
Course you know I'm the baker, always
I regulate the booze, I appraise.
If things are extremely chaotic......
A swig or two, I'm abolutely spastic!
When Mom's on the Rum, joy never ends.
Recall tremendously funny weekends!
For 35 years, those "Mincemeat Bar Beauties"
Surely have squelched all of my worries!
I'd love to say I give the recipe free......
Booze is very expensive you see.......
I'll have to charge some small fee.......
I need money to buy more Rum and Brandy!
Created by
Cheri Cami LeBren
February 2004
"Winter is the best time
for "Mincemeat Bars"......
they certainly do
come in handy!"
*smile* & giggles too!*
email me, and I'll
give you the recipe free....
honest to goodness!
csz1914@msn.com
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Re: MINCEMEAT BARS
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by Stitch on
Thursday, 12th February 2004 @ 11:21:02 AM AEST
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DELIGHTFUL! What fun! I like your style!
Stitch |
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Re: MINCEMEAT BARS
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by mercedes on
Thursday, 12th February 2004 @ 11:30:14 AM AEST
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| Wonderfully written. Made me want to try them. |
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Re: MINCEMEAT BARS
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by LOWMAN613 on
Thursday, 12th February 2004 @ 12:59:12 PM AEST
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Ok I'll try! You know me I have cravings!
Sounds good! Christina |
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Re: MINCEMEAT BARS
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by Kie on
Thursday, 12th February 2004 @ 01:22:44 PM AEST
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| I sit here and smile at my computer monitor and even sometimes laugh, when I read your poems! You give me such a good feeling inside. Loved your poem. Kie |
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Re: MINCEMEAT BARS
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by Avarice_Riot on
Thursday, 12th February 2004 @ 10:05:49 PM AEST
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| Aw, that was an uplifting write. It actually made me laugh a little. Thanks for posting this poem! |
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Re: MINCEMEAT BARS
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by emystar on
Saturday, 14th February 2004 @ 10:00:38 AM AEST
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Bet cha even set um out for Santa, huh?
Sounds really delightfull and I definently want the recepe.
They not only sound scrumpteous but they look delious.
Beautifull write too!
luv, huggs,
emy |
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Re: MINCEMEAT BARS
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 15th February 2004 @ 01:24:57 AM AEST
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This was absolute FUN to read. I could sure use that recipe, no matter the cost. I could make lots of people happy, happy, happy!
Hugs and kisses,
Rita |
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