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DOGGY RESORT HEALTH SPA
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Monday, 8th March 2004 @ 11:37:29 AM in AEST
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"DOGGY RESORT HEALTH SPA"
In my entire lifetime, I've never won anything!
I've entered taffy pulling contests,
arms hurting!
Egg throwing over the fence,
mine always broke!
Even in my dreams, I'm going for
the prize....awoke!
So, when I saw the coupon in the
bag of dog food
I'll have to admit I paused, with myself,
I argued......
"Why waste your time, you know
you won't win?"
"But then on the other side of my brain....
You could, go on, send it in!"
It said," Write a little poem about why you
feed them Exceed?"
I wrote, "I have 6 critters, a lot of dog
food I need!
When they eat your Exceed, there's
very little poop.
Healthy, and nourishing, leaves little
work for me, the No. 1 Poop Scoop!"
It only took one week in all, they gave
me a call.
"Is this Mrs. Pyle, the No. 1 poop
scooper, plus haul?"
I couldn't believe the message
my phone spoke?
"All 6 critters of yours are going to a dog
resort for a nice "SunSoak!"
Sigh.......a little vacation for me...............
I must have been dreaming as the long
"Limozeenie" drove into our yard......
Stepping out, two vets in white coats,
one security guard.
They whisked my critters inside,
no time to think!
The magic word they said, "Want to Go?"
gone, faster than a wink!
My Bootie dog promised to write, I got
her letter today.
"Our dearest Doggie Momma, for us
happiness convey........
We sunbath each day, in our lounge
chairs, (a picture I enclose.)
They feed us their Exceed with gravy,
then they let us doze.
Sunshine is so bright, and warm here
without the Wyoming wind.
Our black is blacker, and our cream-white
is tan-skinned!
Shampoo first, ear clean, also the teeth,
clipped toenails next!
Painted toe nails, ruby red, "Toastie"
protested, perpelxed.
You know "Toastie," she can't stand red,
and bit the lady's ear!
Protective "Looney Tooney" got scared
and bit her in the rear!
Precious little "Winnie" was pressured,
stood at alert, but peed.
Nervous "Tiny" jumped on the table,
with the lady to plead!!
We haven't been as happy ever since
our little episode.
They make us wear muzzles now, can't
eat or download!
Your home-made chicken soup
is really missed........
No hugs, or PlayToy, and not once
have we been kissed!
We asked for Mincemeat Bars....they said
no treats allowed.
No one writes poetry here by computer,
and reads them to us aloud!
They even took Picy's ball away, she's really
down in the mouth!
Come to think of it, we're all very sad,
with their Love's drought!
When Montie gets his day off this
week, Wednesday.....
Please come rescue your critters 6,
our hearts are empty!
These dog resorts are nice for some I
suppose, fancy.
But, without your love and kisses,
we'd rather not live.....
Your lovingcritter dog, Bootie.
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
for my 6 critters,
Bootie, Picy, Tooney, Toastie, and Winnie Poo
March 7, 2004
"You can say foolish things to a dog, and the
dog will give a look that says,
"My God, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!"
Dave Berry
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And to that I will add,
"They give you much self-confidence too?"
*smiles*
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
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Re: DOGGY RESORT HEALTH SPA
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by RICHARD_CAMPBELL on
Monday, 8th March 2004 @ 12:11:25 PM AEST
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Hi lovingcritters,
very good it shows how much you love your animal.
and is willing to do any think for them.
very good write. |
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by Kristina_Simpson_Stewart on
Monday, 8th March 2004 @ 12:53:36 PM AEST
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| What a fun poem to read. It was great. |
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Re: DOGGY RESORT HEALTH SPA
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by norm on
Monday, 8th March 2004 @ 02:01:44 PM AEST
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The Critters lady pens again
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The doggie spa I'd like to go,
The fun I'd have and all the show,
I'd teach the critters write a poem
t'would be the end of going home |
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Re: DOGGY RESORT HEALTH SPA
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 8th March 2004 @ 03:31:26 PM AEST
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Absolutely adorable, Connie. I enjoyed every one and the picture is precious~ Made it perfect.
Rita |
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by Kie on
Monday, 8th March 2004 @ 05:43:04 PM AEST
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| You bring smiles and laughter to my day! Each time I read something that you write I always feel just plain happy. I know how much you love your dogs they are wonderful aren't they? I love my babies as well. Kie |
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Re: DOGGY RESORT HEALTH SPA
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by LOWMAN613 on
Monday, 8th March 2004 @ 07:07:28 PM AEST
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| This was so adorable I smiled all the way thru it! My dogs need this as well! Christina |
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Re: DOGGY RESORT HEALTH SPA
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by emystar on
Monday, 8th March 2004 @ 10:53:35 PM AEST
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Bootie is handsome.
very good work here and very interesting!
luv, huggs,
emy |
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by Cynthia on
Monday, 8th March 2004 @ 10:59:30 PM AEST
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| LOL Critters, this was great. I loved it!!!!!!!!! I love dogs, but sadly enough, I'm allergic to them. Congrats, on the contest. Very funny write. *S* Cynthia |
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by shelby on
Tuesday, 9th March 2004 @ 02:18:33 AM AEST
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LOL this is way toooooooo cute
michelle |
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Re: DOGGY RESORT HEALTH SPA
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by ladyfawn on
Sunday, 1st May 2005 @ 12:58:27 PM AEST
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ack. cant believe i missed this one connie! its so adorable and hey, belayed congrats!! woofies, hugs n' love nessa
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