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The Happy Hubby
Contributed by
twinkletoes
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Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 06:29:49 PM in AEST
Topic:
goodbyepoetry
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Oh, me eyes theyve lost their twinkle now and me spirit, it lacks lots more
These days I find walking to the pub is a flamin hard old chore
Before I leave, for a kiss from lovey I plead and beg
I have to cause, she reckons me six-pack looks too much like a keg.
She picks on me clothes ya know cause I dress for comfort now
With elastic in me britches I say, Ill lose me weight lovey, I vow!
New pants dont even do their job! Couth and decorum she says they lack
Lovey reckons its cause when I bend I reveal, well;.....the bottom part of me back.
Im told me backside is no longer gorgeous, nor round and chumpy
These days she says it looks sort of all flat and straight and dumpy
Oh I know I dont smile much no more not like that fella Tom Cruise
But how would he feel if his doc told him to give up on all his booze.
She loves me ya know and will give me her last dollar from her purse
But if I dont win nothin on the pokies shell scream and rant and curse
If I get sick I dont see a doctor no more, she sends me t the vet for a much less fee
Last year he sprayed, crotched and drenched me then he tried to neuter me!
She used to say me biceps once were Temples, made of muscle, sinew and blocks.
Now when we go shopping its where she hangs up her new damn frocks
She wants me to quit driving now yeah Ive heard her pointed remarks
She does her washing down in the garage and complains about all me skid marks.
Marriage to lovey is tough its true, but weve lasted near on 30 years
Where once I had good hearing, now I got hair growin out both me ears
But theres something I wont show er, to hide it Id walk a mile
No matter how much she nags me, I always got me smile.
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Re: The Happy Hubby
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by Rakerman1999 on
Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 07:29:09 PM AEST
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hehehehe......tough thing getting older, damn glad it isnt happening to me ;op
I loved this!
Very well done
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Re: The Happy Hubby
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 08:14:33 PM AEST
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LMAO!! Tis was really hilarious!!!! I enjoyed it immensely...
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Re: The Happy Hubby
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 08:17:07 PM AEST
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This was my funniest chuckle of the day. I must say you have a wicked sense of humour. Thanks for the comments on my work, by the way.
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Re: The Happy Hubby
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by venkat on
Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 01:54:01 AM AEST
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| Awww..you made me smile..hi long live my friend.. venkat |
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Re: The Happy Hubby
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by PumpkinPie on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 01:28:55 AM AEST
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All I can say about your poem is...wow, you always start your poems on perfection and always end on excellence.I simply enjoy reading everything you write,it never fails to deceive me,it always makes me want more.I also thought I'd point out that I love the way you write each verse..*~1000~* stars,
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