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LEGALLY BLONDE BUT ILLEGALLY VAIN
Contributed by
vanity
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Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 01:51:09 PM in AEST
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Legally Blonde But Illegally Vain
Katrina look at me Im a mess, do I look okay?
Oh gosh I look tired, philippa pass me your hair spray
Oh no a life crisis situation
Oh dam forgot my foundation
Siobhan calm down, do us all a favour, hush
Suzanne its not funny I need my blush
Lucy do I look pretty and do my hips
Are my legs okay, or do I need wax strips
Suzanne did you go through my bag because theres something Ive lost
How will I ever survive without my precious lip-gloss?
Eve look at my lips, do they need to be finer?
What am I saying Im perfect, I just need lip liner
Josie do I look appealing, do I look fit
Does my face look okay? Or do I need a bronzing kit?
Oh no Ive forgotten something, but what did I forget?
Am I really a beautiful blonde? Or a boring brunette?
Miss you never seem to be wearing rags Sheryl Im perfect, well miss apart from your bags
Miss how often do you wash your hair? How many times?
Sheryl thats not important, okay miss are your wrinkle lines?
Lets not go there, it you must know 3 times a day with pantene shampoo
Miss I know you have something pierce, are you sure you dont have a tattoo?
Why isnt my hair bouncy? Why is this, how?
Josie pass me my phone I need an emergency hair appointment now!
Miss what is that strong smell? I think its you I presume
Your like Ms Boyle, you both wear too much perfume.
Try not to put too much make-up on youll look like a clown
And not too much perfume I can smell you two floors down!!!!!
Siobhan how can you be splendour, in every single section
Thats easy my secret Eve, is a botox injection
Amanda do I really need the beauty healer?
Dont be silly all you need is some concealer!
Siobhan I love your hair, your heels and you suit!
But no matter how hard you try, youll never look young nor either cute
Oh I feel sick, I think its my head
All I need is a nap, and a lie in a sun bed
Peach, rosy red, natural, which lip stick
Oh my gosh a dilemma which one do I pick?
Siobhan I need beauty? Where do I seek?
Katrina, I had plastic surgery, just last week!
I always carry this, it never goes away
Its my best friend, deodorant spray!
Eve Im having trouble, which one do I use?
How do I keep my hair in place? It never works with moose
A part of making yourself stunning it never fails
Making your hands look elegant long fake nails!
Miss sometimes, I think youre in a world of insanity!
But I just have to get use to MRS Gilling queen of vanity!!!!!!!!!!
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vanity
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2004-03-11 13:51:09]
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Re: LEGALLY BLONDE BUT ILLEGALLY VAIN
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by Kellros on
Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 02:01:14 PM AEST
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| Wow... :) very good rhyme en rhythm :) keep doing that, well there are allot of VAIN people around, if you just open your eyes |
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Re: LEGALLY BLONDE BUT ILLEGALLY VAIN
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by Remy on
Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 04:21:32 PM AEST
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whoa... love the title, laughed my butt of when reading this thing, lol... i know too many people such as those described in here... good write! ;0)
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Re: LEGALLY BLONDE BUT ILLEGALLY VAIN
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 06:06:27 PM AEST
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One helluva a write really well done looooved it!
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