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The Blind Date

Contributed by Scarlet on Tuesday, 17th September 2002 @ 11:24:55 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



You talk on the phone
Or read type-written words
Making false connections
It's just plain absurd

The voice sounds nice
The words read well
You arrange to meet
And it all goes to hell

Why didnt he say
He was four foot five
With a triple chin
And hair like a beehive

Why didn't she say
She was a size twenty-two
Barely fitting inside
Your new Subaru

High hopes fall
Mounts of frustration piles
You should have stayed home
And watched the X-Files

Who ever said
Being single was great?
When you have to succumb
To blind date after date

Copyright 1997 2002




Copyright © Scarlet ... [ 2002-09-17 11:24:55]
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Re: The Blind Date (User Rating: 1 )
by Lia on Tuesday, 17th September 2002 @ 12:02:01 PM AEST
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LOL!! I soooo glad I am married


Re: The Blind Date (User Rating: 1 )
by Daniela_Maria_Violin on Tuesday, 17th September 2002 @ 11:13:49 PM AEST
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LOL... I loved this..Great Write Scarlet


Re: The Blind Date (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 18th September 2002 @ 01:01:27 AM AEST
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LOL....loooooovvveeedd it...it's sad to know that it's true tho....haha


Re: The Blind Date (User Rating: 1 )
by darkangeleyes57 on Monday, 20th March 2006 @ 12:35:22 PM AEST
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Hehehe.. i liked this one..

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