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Ann Summers Saga
Contributed by
chatabox
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Tuesday, 24th September 2002 @ 07:55:00 AM in AEST
Topic:
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So I`m standing in the Ann Summers shop
just minding my P`s and Q`s
when the assistant suddenly grabbed me
and said I think you should hear our news
Is the gelatine vibo the one that you need
or was it crutchless panties you want
my friend stood behind me just laughing
while I tried to look nonchalant
She undid this nipple clamp package
says is this what your looking for
by now a large crowd had gathered
and were blocking my way to the door
I felt my face start to redden
err just looking I managed to say
she said, well have a look at our willy drops
there are on special offer today
So off home laden with goodies I go
I`ve got the latest in lickable paint
if not totally satisfied I can take it all back
but guess who wont be making a complaint
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2002-09-24 07:55:00]
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Re: Ann Summers Saga
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by Lia on
Tuesday, 24th September 2002 @ 08:15:59 AM AEST
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| Hehe..this is just too funny...I especially got a kick out of your the crutchless panties lol...tried to imagine that...keep writing these funny ones..i always love to laugh :) |
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Re: Ann Summers Saga
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by ginsdance on
Thursday, 26th September 2002 @ 12:38:19 PM AEST
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oh my gosh! this was great penny!!! I mean, how often do people (me included) get caught in a situation like this?? this is too funny! thanks for the laugh!!!
:) Gin (: |
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