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Fairies
Contributed by
Arrundel
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Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 07:58:11 PM in AEST
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Twinkle twinkle do they dare
They float around, their butts are bare
In the trees they build their homes
Their hair is perfect, no need for combs
Their love of mischeif will drive you nuts
They're multi-breed, they're kinda like mutts
Their favorite friends are cupid dudes
They make the most exotic foods
A power-house of magic minis
Their leader's name is Mistress Kimmy
And if you stumble upon this race
Be forewarned, do not give chase
These happy sprites can be quite mean
If you're dirty, they'll zap you clean
They hate the filth these crazy things
They clean all life with their sparkly wings
Around and around they fly all day
None of them are ever gay
Problem is, they're only girls
If you saw how they mate, you'ed probably hurl
So leave them alone if you ever see one
They'll gouge out your eyes just to have fun
(man they're cruel)
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Arrundel
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Re: Fairies
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by thumper on
Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 11:00:41 PM AEST
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Thanks for the chuckle! I'm still chuckling! One question..... if they're all girls, and they're not gay then......?????? Anyways good write. I totally enjoyed reading this. lololololol
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Re: Fairies
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by Avarice_Riot on
Wednesday, 7th April 2004 @ 01:35:12 AM AEST
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| Hahahaha lmfao.....that was really funny! |
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Re: Fairies
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by Fionndruinne on
Thursday, 8th July 2004 @ 02:55:16 PM AEST
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Ah, that made me laugh. This is just terrible...
Nice work.
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