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Don't mess with Texas
Contributed by
skinsfan
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Saturday, 24th April 2004 @ 08:03:21 PM in AEST
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Well, we had a loaded trailer and were blowing by the exits
We had a load of weiners and were heading down to Texas
They were all a waiting so we had to get them through
Cause tommorrow was the big day The cowboy barbecue
So we had the hammer down and were crusin like a mother
But catching up behind was dirty Danny and his brother
When these two boys were hungry they were hard to beat
And they would stop at nothing to get our load of meat
We fought them every mile and our trucks were just a banging
But, no matter what we tried to do they just keep a hangin
When we made it down to Houston they were waiting on our load
There was a bunch of tee'd off cowboys armed with rifles on the road
When we got through the road block the bullets flew like mad
The brothers turned around because they knew that they were had
When all was said and done I thought which one could be meaner
Dirty Danny and his brother or those Texans wanting weiners
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Re: Don't mess with Texas
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 24th April 2004 @ 08:14:27 PM AEST
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Trust me bubba, you don't mess with hungry Texas boys!!! You are just too funny for words.
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Re: Don't mess with Texas
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by shelby on
Sunday, 25th April 2004 @ 01:15:12 AM AEST
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this one really cracked me up!! Reminded me of many a nights trying to gear jam through Texas without getting the super troopers after us after all 55 the limit lol this is damn funny!!! I could picture it all in my head!!
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Re: Don't mess with Texas
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by blueheart on
Sunday, 25th April 2004 @ 09:15:38 PM AEST
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| I've been reading sad poems almost the entire day, this really changed my mood around. :) |
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Re: Don't mess with Texas
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 3rd May 2004 @ 02:24:17 AM AEST
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woo! hoo! great fun! if i ever come to Texas i'm gonna be a vegetarian!, reminded me of those great road movies like convoy but with a purpose FOOD!!
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