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The Present
Contributed by
reprobate
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Thursday, 29th April 2004 @ 11:12:07 PM in AEST
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A dog did his buisness in my yard today
Would not heed the 'SHOO' nor "GO AWAY'
With a few stiff back kicks, off he went
Leaving me a present and a spleen to vent
I managed to clean it up with just one gag
Wondering if his master would like this bag.
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reprobate
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2004-04-29 23:12:07]
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Re: The Present
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by ladyfawn on
Thursday, 29th April 2004 @ 11:32:18 PM AEST
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| pretty ewww but i am laughin here lol, can you imagine the look on the owners face if you did! lmao! hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: The Present
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by skinsfan on
Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 12:43:10 AM AEST
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| Yes this is diffenently humorous. I wrote a poem almost like it called The King of ***** and moan. Nice job.This is very good. skinsfan |
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Re: The Present
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 01:35:35 AM AEST
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You should have just put it on his front porch. It came from his dog and should rightfully be returned to the dog's owner. Right????? LOL
Rita |
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Re: The Present
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by bj on
Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 11:37:05 AM AEST
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| must have been a talented dog to open the gate and come in like that...oh, i get it...no gate..no fence..no definition of privacy that the dog would understand..and we're superior, right.? |
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