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WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Wednesday, 12th May 2004 @ 10:47:07 AM in AEST
Topic:
Lifepoems
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"WHAT I WANT IN A MAN"
When you are young and curvaceous Pretty teeth and long hair looseness. A man all picked out that's very handsome. Charming, witty, romantic, with an income. A good shape, and dresses with style. Caring listener, romantic lover, very virile! Appreciates the finer things of life, Full of surprises, loves the night life! Thoughtful, imaginative, polite sweetness. Beautiful curly hair, muscles, with braveness!
Then after 32, a revision takes place
Good looking (prefer man with hair) Opens your car door, holds your chair. Money enough for a nice dinner. Listens more than talks with coffee after. Likes my jokes and laughs every time Can think of other things besides bedtime. Carries bags of groceries with ease. Owns a nice suit with at least one tie to please. Home-cooked meals are appreciated. Remembers birthdays, anniversaries not listed. Seeks romance at least once a week. At the age of 32, that's the kind of man I'd seek.
At the age of 42, another revision list.......
I wouldn't mind having a head that is bald. He can't be too ugly though, I'd be appalled. He won't drive off until I'm in the car. He does work, sometimes dinner, not just a bar. When I'm talking he nods his head. Punch lines of jokes he can recall, no "airhead." Good enough shape to move furniture. His shirt covers his tummy without a clincher. Never buys champagne with screw top lids. Puts the toilet seat down, cold water for me rids. Almost never forgets my name. Can walk by himself, isn't too lame.
Age 52 mean revisions still.....
Make a point to be mentioned in his will. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed. His moustache and beard not untrimmed. Doesn't belch, fart, or scratch in public. Doesn't borrow money often, pays back like magic. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times Gets off the couch on weekends sometimes. Wears matching socks and fresh underwear. Loves TV dinners so we don't have to go anywhere Shaves somes weekends, showers too. Has some value of virture.
When 62 rolls around another change.....
I'll put my foot down, he can't hate children Can find the bathroom with caution. He takes little money for up keep. Only snores lightly when asleep. When he laughs, he can remember why? Is able to stand up by himself, on me not rely Actually wears clothes once in a while... Likes soft foods, can find his teeth mean while. Hope he could remember it's the weekend. And some of his money he should spend.
I'm now past 72....and all I want.....
I'd like a man that can still walk and talk. Stands by himself, and hits the toilet. Still breathes with some spirit..... Moves by himself while in bed. Won't choke when he's hand-fed. Just so he's alive and kicking............ I'll sit by his bedside and do my knitting He doesn't even have to listen, Comforting to know he is there.....just for a little kissin'
Created by Cheri Cam LeBren May 11. 2004 I got this off line from a dear friend The poem is mine. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "That man never grows old who keeps a child in his heart!" (This saying above reminded me of Norm and Wrybod our two older gentlemen on YPDC)
"Aging Smiles, but home free!"
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Re: WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
(User Rating: 1 ) by loveisendless on
Wednesday, 12th May 2004 @ 11:25:06 AM AEST (User
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FUNNY & CUTE! THE LIST ALMOST GOES FROM HERO TO ZERO!! FROM STUD TO DUD!!! FROM CAN'T GET ENUFF TO BARELY REMEMBERS MUCH!!!! EITHER WAY HONEY,I HOPE YOU HAVE OR FIND THAT WELL DESERVING MAN!!!!!
LOL-DAN!!!!!! |
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Re: WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 12th May 2004 @ 11:47:04 AM AEST (User
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How funny, Connie. So it only goes downhill from here, huh? Sad, sad, sad.
Rita |
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Re: WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
(User Rating: 1 ) by Ilhar on
Wednesday, 12th May 2004 @ 12:20:16 PM AEST (User
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thank you for the light hearted read
Shari |
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Re: WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
(User Rating: 1 ) by LOWMAN613 on
Wednesday, 12th May 2004 @ 12:51:30 PM AEST (User
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LOL How cute I loved this chuckle & needed it! Thanks for sharing! Christina |
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Re: WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
(User Rating: 1 ) by Jenni_K on
Wednesday, 12th May 2004 @ 02:49:08 PM AEST (User
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Thank you Connie, for charing this.... I lnow now what I have to look forward to...lol
Hugs
Jenni |
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Re: WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
(User Rating: 1 ) by yellow_sundragon on
Wednesday, 12th May 2004 @ 03:18:55 PM AEST (User
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Hehe, ma, I enjoyed this one! Though I'm still in the first verse.... eventually I'll change with the times too...
xo Jaime |
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Re: WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
(User Rating: 1 ) by mountainhigh on
Thursday, 13th May 2004 @ 12:05:51 AM AEST (User
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This is priceless. still laughing and looking in that mirror......oh yeah....I fall in there someplace between still able to stand and can find own teeth.
Thank you for making my night.
Chris |
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Re: WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
(User Rating: 1 ) by ladyfawn on
Thursday, 13th May 2004 @ 12:27:37 AM AEST (User
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awwwww!!! too cute connie, when i got to the part about,"Almost never forgets my name. / Can walk by himself, isn't too lame." i could not stop giggling the whole rest of the way! lol, really a fun poem, hugs n' love nessa
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Re: WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
(User Rating: 1 ) by 01_zanzebar on
Thursday, 13th May 2004 @ 03:58:22 AM AEST (User
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Its rare lol (cant type much, I have glass in my finger - ouch) im all that, with exceptions, not mega fit, damn, beer is so appileticly ingognitive er, my friend made that up, like the use of images to break it up. fantastic and crazy. keep up das work |
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Re: WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
(User Rating: 1 ) by emystar on
Thursday, 13th May 2004 @ 12:51:41 PM AEST (User
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Lawed have mercy mom.
U got it all planned out step, by step.
Good work.
Luv, huggs,
your brat,
emy |
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Re: WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
(User Rating: 1 ) by venkat on
Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 04:42:25 AM AEST (User
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Ha..my dear noble lady, it brings me many a smile..very funny and lovely.. venkat |
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Re: WHAT I WANT IN A MAN
(User Rating: 1 ) by Cynthia on
Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 09:53:29 PM AEST (User
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Awww, this is soooooooo cute. Critters, you really know how to make a person smile. :o) Excellent work my friend. Excellent. *S* Cynthia |
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