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naughty nursery rhymes
Contributed by
kritic_killer
on
Sunday, 30th May 2004 @ 10:17:03 PM in AEST
Topic:
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the wierdest thing ive ever seen
is a stalk shooting from a bean
a giant coming down the stalk and eating little dudes with a fork
another wierd thing i saw
was mother goose score
it really was no fluke,
she had sex with the bloody puss in boots
thats not all i see
i see humpty dumpty
hes sitting on his wall
but he aint going to fall at all
he was pushed, (well thats a first)
you will find out by who in the next verse
next comes miss muffet
sitting on her... ARSE
has she got curds and whey?
NO WAY?
scrambled eggs are her fancy
i guess we know who killed humpty
the 3 little rocker pigs
couldnt score any gigs
theyre washed up agency,
the big bad wolf company
really blows big time
the pigs couldnt put together a single rhyme
the best they could put in-
not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
thus comes an end
to the world of THE REAL story
dont forget to send
comments on how it was boring
watch out for part 2 (when i think of it)
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kritic_killer
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2004-05-30 22:17:03]
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Re: naughty nursery rhymes
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by Jenni_K on
Sunday, 30th May 2004 @ 10:29:00 PM AEST
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This was cute...lol...thans for the smiles..
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Re: naughty nursery rhymes
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by Cancer on
Sunday, 30th May 2004 @ 11:35:04 PM AEST
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maybe it's just because i'm drunk, but this was really funny too me. and kinda dark, in a bit of a cryptic manner. or maybe i'm just reading too much into it. either way, very original idea that you worked well with.
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Re: naughty nursery rhymes
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by shelby on
Monday, 31st May 2004 @ 03:11:06 AM AEST
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LOL this was adorable soooooo funny I will be awaiting the next one you really added a nice twist with this!
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