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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's George bush juniour!
Contributed by
fireyredhairedfeminist
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Sunday, 6th June 2004 @ 04:01:36 PM in AEST
Topic:
war
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They said I was a hi-jacker that day in September
And although Im dead I still half remember
how eating all that awful airline food
Put me into a terrible bad mood
While thinking of domestic strife
I got frisky with a butter knife
And although Im clearly not insane
They thought my intention was to crash the plane
Oh my god! Hes one of them, the dangerous race,
We dont like the look of his face,
Look at him waving that old butter knife
He must be out to end our lives!
I went to the pilot to voice my views
But the pilot had died from the cheap plane food
I valiantly struggled to save the ship
But I yawned forward and so the plane dipped
And all the yokels went doggone!
He just done crashed his flying machine into the pentagon!
And then I woke up, twas all a dream.
Then I woke up again to hear a scream.
Back in my house, my wife gasped with a cower,
Theyve just crashed their planes into the towers!
And seeing that just made me think,
By golly, what a co-winky-dink.
So off she went to Afghanistan
To kill some Arabs and work on her tan.
She was delighted that the war went fine
And was a given a promotional free oil line
Then my wife got mad and went to Iraq
She only went five minutes and never came back.
She yelled Cmon! Im here to fight!
Then she killed everyone who wasnt white.
She said Great! Loads of oil for free!
Looks like theyve misunderestimated me!
Thanks to George and all his cronies,
Weve made our people into phonies.
She never did find
Not on one single farm
Any chemical weapons
Not a single nuclear arm.
She concluded this place is crap
Theres no good stuff here
So were gonna invade Cuba
Take all their cigars and beer.
Then my wife was run over
By a giant monster truck
Playing chicken in a land rover
She was just pushing her luck
So now you can see why US foreign policy
Isnt really at all democracy
And although some think its all fun and frolics
Really, its all neo imperialist bollox.
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Re: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's George bush juniour!
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by DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper on
Monday, 7th June 2004 @ 01:44:46 PM AEST
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| If there is a story that inspired this poem, I'd like to hear it. |
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Re: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's George bush juniour!
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by Elena on
Tuesday, 8th June 2004 @ 05:43:40 AM AEST
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This is very good. If I could I'd give you a "5" for your name, too.
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