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A hump on my back
Contributed by
01_zanzebar
on
Friday, 11th June 2004 @ 02:29:17 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Im a crazy guy
I love doing crazy things
Even when i *****es everyone else off
I enjoy doing stupid things
I have stupid thoughts
And always do something mental
My Mum sez I bring a new definition to the word Zaney
Being crazy is a trade for me
Its how i define life itself!
But everyones a skeptick of my life
Only cos there boring as tories (most of em are anyway)
There jelous of my wacky antics
Just for ref. lets see what ive got up to in the last month.
1. pole danced in centre of town
2. poured washing up liquid into the city fountain
3. got 20 of my friends to walk into mac Donalds and each ask for a 'tyrinically made burger - no fries'
4. marched for freeing canabis wearing a police outfit
5. get underage girls drunk infront of police stations
6. ride along screaming 'the end is nigh!' on my vespa
7. postered 'will kill rush limbaugh for food' posters everywhere
8. get off with underge girls
9. discovered that 2 MILF's in america want me!
This was since start of may : )
Cos the tories out there think im stupid or something
I can trick em cos there idiots
The BNP too
I'll always win, cos i can ride on my high horse
When all the time, there struggling over the humps of the spitting, lazy camels
Cheers for reading and remember
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEER-HOLDER
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Re: A hump on my back
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by kailadragon on
Friday, 11th June 2004 @ 04:15:27 PM AEST
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| I love this poem dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's halarious!!!!!!it put a big smile on my face and made my day..........great write!!!!!!!!!! |
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