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The Britney Spears Meltdown
Contributed by
kevinTHEpreoccupied
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Friday, 25th October 2002 @ 11:30:00 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I saw Britney and said, "She's pretty!"
So I went and bought her latest CD
I wondered why she couldn't sing
And I couldn't understand anything:
If she's not a girl and not a woman
Then I hope she's not a guy
Because then I'd be gay
If she's always whining about being scared of her boyfriend
Then why does she keep on saying
Hit me baby one more time?
If she's so lucky
That she's a star
Then that explains why she has such a bad voice
If she's not a girl and not a woman
Then I hope she's not a guy
Because then I'd be gay
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I decided to break the CD
RIght then, I had to go pee
But I didn't make it to the bathroom in time
Oops, I did it again
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2002-10-25 11:30:00]
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Re: The Britney Spears Meltdown
(User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on
Friday, 25th October 2002 @ 12:09:48 PM AEST
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Hey Kev,
Oops, i did it again!
LOL
That was great
keep em comin!
KriSsy |
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Re: The Britney Spears Meltdown
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by unpredictable on
Saturday, 26th October 2002 @ 08:42:23 AM AEST
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| this is good. . .i enjoyed reading, great job. . .i like |
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Re: The Britney Spears Meltdown
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by Ash on
Monday, 16th December 2002 @ 12:47:53 PM AEST
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| Absolutely love it. I'm not a big fan of Britney Spears so this really entertains me. Keep up the good work :) |
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