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JUST TOO HIGH
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Saturday, 24th July 2004 @ 10:18:45 PM in AEST
Topic:
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"JUST TOO HIGH!"
Food packages are smaller,
but the price goes higher and higher
Prices on gas are astronomical
Water bills too high, it's become crucial!
Two young teachers wanted to treat.....
They gathered their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders,
Field trip to the famous Churchill Downs, complete!
Questions about the thoroughbred horses, answers.
It came time to take the children to the restrooms.
The teacher assigned to the boys waited outside.
A Little boy came out and told her what no one presumes?
"The urinals are too high, I can't reach," he replied!"
Having no choice, she went with the boys to assist.
Helping them with their pants, she picked each one up.
Holding their little "wee wees" so they wouldn't miss.
Some were lighter than others, hard job, close up
After helping about six, this last one was different.
Heavier, well endowed--trying not to notice, he was the seventh
"You must be in the 5th grade?" she said in a moment.
"No," he replied, "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the eleventh!"
Created by
Lovingcritters
July 18, 2004
This story came
to me in an email.....
the poem is mine.
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This is my most embarrassing moment
in my entire 67 years. When my husband
was going to the University of Wyoming
for his Master's degree in EE, we lived in
Student housing.....The apts all looked alike
and the two doors for two apts were side
by side. (like this l l l) One day coming home
from work I had a big sack of groceries
up over my eyes. I didn't want to put the
sack down so just opened the screen door
and let myself in. (this was in the 60's
no one locked their doors.)
The minute I opened the door, I knew I was
in the wrong apartment.....and tried to back
out, but not before the couple that lived there
jumped up and she screamed. They were making
"mad passionate" love on their couch!
Talk about being embarrassed!
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This should be fun, when you comment
tell us your most embarrassing moment,
if you have one and want to tell us.
"Embarrassing Smiles"
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lovingcritters
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Re: JUST TOO HIGH
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by Jenni_K on
Saturday, 24th July 2004 @ 11:46:40 PM AEST
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Lol....this was hilarious..thanks for sharing...
Hugs
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Re: JUST TOO HIGH
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by Stitch on
Sunday, 25th July 2004 @ 06:22:39 AM AEST
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This was hilarious. I've heard stories about the men's room at our local Pizza Hut. I hear the plumber who installed the men's urinals must still be laughing today at the height of them.
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Re: JUST TOO HIGH
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by Ilhar on
Sunday, 25th July 2004 @ 06:53:46 AM AEST
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being a grandma this brought many smiles going through that faze now w/ Robbie
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Re: JUST TOO HIGH
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by pixie on
Sunday, 25th July 2004 @ 10:40:42 AM AEST
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hehehehehe just the giggle i needed today Consue..... love your poems,
pixie xx |
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Re: JUST TOO HIGH
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by shelby on
Sunday, 25th July 2004 @ 11:15:28 AM AEST
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I think when they build those mens toilets they need to make at least one small one low to the ground for the little fellows lol.
When I was a little girl I got confused and walked into a mens bathroom boy did I have a rude awakening tee hee hee hee
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Re: JUST TOO HIGH
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by Dusty on
Sunday, 25th July 2004 @ 11:27:43 AM AEST
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ConSue, You just crack me up!!! ~Hugs~
Dusty~ |
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Re: JUST TOO HIGH
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by abnormal on
Sunday, 25th July 2004 @ 03:52:08 PM AEST
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hahahahahahahahaha, funny. Please read my poetry
http://www.your-poetry.com/modules.php?name=Your_Account&op=userinfo&username=abnormal
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Re: JUST TOO HIGH
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by emystar on
Thursday, 29th July 2004 @ 04:25:58 AM AEST
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Well Mom,
U do have your own unique way of making us laugh.
Mine was jus a few years back.
I had gone to town for something and was at the auto parts store, mostly men but me. They were all being nice, freindly waiting behind me as me-n-the owner Jerry, made small talk. One even openend the door for me on the way out.
I came on home and my sis-in-law from next door was here.
We were outside and I bent down to get something and Wonda says, "oh u have a hole in your shorts." I very seldom wear underwear 'cause my skin is very sensitive to fricktion.
I reached back and my short had come a part at the seam from croch to nearly waste.
I said well I always wanted to show Star City my *** so today I guess I did."
luv, smiles, huggs,
your brat,
emy |
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Re: JUST TOO HIGH
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by laststarontheleft on
Saturday, 16th January 2010 @ 12:13:25 PM AEST
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Marvellous!!! You are soooo funny Connie!
Thanks for another HUGE giggle :-)
smiles, Lisa x x x |
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