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Political Correctness, Satanic Rituals, And The Trails And Tribulations Of Newt
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abnormal
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Sunday, 15th August 2004 @ 10:49:07 AM in AEST
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The whole name of the poem is "Political Correctness, Satanic Rituals, And The Trails And Tribulations Of Newt Cloning - Chapter 1 and 2"
--- Chapter 1 ---
This Detonator will be triggered by Philbert who is incapable of manufacturing abaloni shells
Mending chicken wire isn't meant to be unorthodox
Yesterday I rubbed bunsen burner's with a he-she stanger, the he-she gave me albino pox
Deviled Eggs are a magicians worst nightmare
--- Chapter 2 ---
The Techtonic plates are making me want to cause riff raff
Kill Herbert the Happy Harp player so I can take his doobie dwindiling multicolored staff
Mosey on over to the hillbilly fights where eveybody goes bananas
Filthy Philangies have icky transparent boom boom bandanas
--- Chapter 3 ? ---
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Re: Political Correctness, Satanic Rituals, And The Trails And Tribulations Of Newt
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by lovingcritters on
Thursday, 26th August 2004 @ 02:42:43 PM AEST
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Dear Abnormal.........you always suck me in with your poetry......I'm mesmerized by your genius.......because it's not abnormal you know! It's pure Genuis I read! Way Way ahead of your time.......but please don't stop! I'm completely intriqued by your words, even tho many times I'm stumped, and completely confused........I can recognize a person with tremendous talent.......and it you I see!
Wonderfully crazy.....just like me!
teehee
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