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~Vampire Bites & Animal RIghts~
Contributed by
Fat_italian
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Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 02:03:41 PM in AEST
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He enjoys it when theres a flood.
No, not water, but thick human blood.
This strange creature hibernates in the day,
But if you offer him chicken, hell say "NO WAY!"
Although he doesnt eat cows,
But the love of biting a neck, he vows.
Call him a madman if you wish,
But he'll look at you funny, if he see's you chompin on fish.
He'll feed not on a turkey, but the whole church quire,
JUst call this strange dark man, the vegitarian vampire.
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Re: ~Vampire Bites & Animal RIghts~
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by Lee on
Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 02:17:48 PM AEST
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Hee Hee Hee!
Exclaims the Surreal Eel y'know Feel
Favorite lines:
"Call him a madman if you wish,
But he'll look at you funny, if he see's you chompin on fish"
Tickled me humorous.
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Re: ~Vampire Bites & Animal RIghts~
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by Vampy on
Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 02:45:15 PM AEST
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| Interesting. |
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Re: ~Vampire Bites & Animal RIghts~
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by shelby on
Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 02:53:05 PM AEST
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LOL this is a total different approach to the Vamp enjoyed it very witty!
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