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Adult Tales
Contributed by
Cedric_Napti_Walters
on
Tuesday, 12th November 2002 @ 08:30:00 PM in AEST
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Little Boy Blue no longer blows his horn
it didnt really pay, so he works he can
doing one night stands and spends most of
his time by the bay.
Ten or Twenty black birds taste good in a
custard pie, I think some members of the
government are actually foreign spies.
Old Macdonald sold his farm to cover some
gambling debts, then he married an Asian woman
and they now live in Tibet.
Little pigs, little pigs let me in
your cousin has been car jacked and
they need the next of kin.
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and cant
think where else to look,
Jack Sprat and his wife were the main suspects
but lack of evidence let them off the hook.
Humpty Dumpty and Goldie Locks went
into business together, they hired the lady
who lived in a shoe and now shes doing
much better.
Nick nack paddy wack give that dog a bone
latch key children are always home alone.
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Re: Adult Tales
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by LOWMAN613 on
Wednesday, 13th November 2002 @ 12:46:41 AM AEST
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| Cute I liked this taste of childhood in adulthood! Clever write! Christina |
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Re: Adult Tales
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by aernby on
Wednesday, 13th November 2002 @ 01:09:49 AM AEST
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nice twist--closing the circle as it were--many "nursery ryhmes" began life as anything but childrens rhymes.
good job !!! |
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Re: Adult Tales
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by OreO on
Wednesday, 13th November 2002 @ 03:59:24 AM AEST
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Oh this was so good, i really
enjoyed reading this one, it's
nice to have a different twist on
those stories lol, Thanks for
sharing this one,
.::´¯`·..· OreO·..·´¯`::. |
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Re: Adult Tales
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by scott23432 on
Wednesday, 13th November 2002 @ 11:38:15 AM AEST
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I like the creativity in this poem. it makes me want to dig out the old nursery rhime book and take a look.
Scott23432 |
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Re: Adult Tales
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Friday, 15th November 2002 @ 10:01:43 AM AEST
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Great work..I enjoyed these very much..:>)
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