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An Ode To My Fat Body
Contributed by
lisalisacool
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Thursday, 14th November 2002 @ 12:00:00 PM in AEST
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I hate my body.
Its so ugly and fat.
Looks like cellulite said Conquer!
Lets go and attack!
From Doritos and Krispy Kreme
To Big Whoppers and DQ.
Alas, I no longer talk, rather I moo!
I have dimples and dings
Dents and dots.
If that wasnt bad enough look! I have
Cottage cheese knots!
What happened to me?
This I ask.
Did the Fat Fairy visit me one night
while I slept in my bed.
Sprinkling calories all over me until
I had enough high blood pressure to make me dead?
Sometimes I think so, for I really dont know how I got this way.
(Although I rather have a snickers bars rather than a piece of hay.)
You see, I look at my body,
And what I see.
Is someone else its not me.
I look at pictures, albums, tv and videos.
That aint I, for all I can recognize,
are my toes.
My arms are like bat wings.
I swear, that if I jumped off a bridge, I could fly.
For my arms, as long and jiggly as they are, if flapped,
Could take me sky high.
As for my thighs ohmy..word!
There are so big and round that they look like elephant turds!
As for my stomach, forget it. Thats a lost cause.
They have enough rolls to make up a roomful of ER gauze.
And if you thought that was bad enough,
just want until I tell you about my boobs. (or should I say, my goobs?)
They sag and droop so low.
So low, that I think they have forgotten where to go!
Yes, I hate my body. And thats for a fact.
Sometimes I wish I were a balloon and had a small tack!
But as for right now, Ill just finish up my Big Mac.
And finish up looking at the biggest size on the rack.
Copyright ©
lisalisacool
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2002-11-14 12:00:00]
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Re: An Ode To My Fat Body
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by emystar on
Thursday, 14th November 2002 @ 12:19:34 PM AEST
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Very cute!!
I'm sure many can relate to this one.
The men will surly will like the part about beeing the biggest one on the racks.
emy
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Re: An Ode To My Fat Body
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by OreO on
Thursday, 14th November 2002 @ 01:22:13 PM AEST
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This is so sad , some people
don't realize how much of a struggle
other's go through with their weight
For some people eating is like
breathing life. And for some
People they can eat all they
want and never gain an ounce
Thanks for writing
this one i enjoyed reading it
.::´¯`·..· OreO·..·´¯`::. |
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Re: An Ode To My Fat Body
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by ashleigh4 on
Friday, 13th December 2002 @ 04:45:06 AM AEST
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| thankyou for this i can really relate to this poem. i hav always seen myself as fat (im a size 12) and i have suffered eating problems because of this... thankyou for this creativity :) |
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Re: An Ode To My Fat Body
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by kegs04 on
Wednesday, 29th January 2003 @ 07:36:43 PM AEST
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hey chica, i enjoyed this, very funny good write, very creative!
~peace |
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