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Poked Again
Contributed by
MickeyPigKnuckles
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Wednesday, 13th October 2004 @ 10:42:48 AM in AEST
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" FancyLadyRider Sig's "
" Poked Again "
I went to the farmers market on a hot day
Standing in line waiting to pay
I felt something poking me in the behind
I just kind of ignored it trying to be kind
The long line was moving very slowly
Suddenly I felt it again poking into me
It poked me firmly right in my behind
I reached around to feel it, here is what I find
I touched it with my fingers it was hard and long
It poking into my behind was so very wrong
I wrapped my fingers around it moving up and down
Im glad no one noticed my embarrassed frown
While my fingers held it, I was Poked Again
I turned my head and saw a man standing with a grin
I turned around red faced, the line moved up ahead
One more poke from this man and he will be dead
I made it to the cashier, paid for my food
Then I felt another poke, this man is rude
I turned around angry thinking what a bummer
Then I saw his basket filled with a cucumber
I was now embarrassed with nothing left to say
As I left the farmers market on this hot day!!!!!
By James L. McHenry
Copyright 2004 James L. McHenry
Copyright 2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles
2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)
Copyright 2004 Heartfelt TM
Copyright ©
MickeyPigKnuckles
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Re: Poked Again
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by chocolate_girl on
Wednesday, 13th October 2004 @ 10:52:19 AM AEST
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hehehehe :) *grins*
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Re: Poked Again
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by sweetangeluk on
Wednesday, 13th October 2004 @ 03:42:56 PM AEST
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Lol brilliant great sense of humour loved this
Love sweetangelukxxxx |
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Re: Poked Again
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by tormentedpixie on
Wednesday, 13th October 2004 @ 04:26:05 PM AEST
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| lol, once again, another great write. Such an imagination. keep writing! ^_^ Laura |
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Re: Poked Again
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by Rxqueen on
Friday, 15th October 2004 @ 08:11:28 AM AEST
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| Those darn cucumbers get ya every time... That was cute and funny, I enjoyed it very much! |
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